Margaret, I know you haven’t seen the book , but the jacket cover has a picture of Ann Coulter in a pretty, black dress with her hands on her hips looking like she is ready for a fight. Well, having finished Chapter 3, I have determined I can take her skinny ass.
They say that given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce one of Shakespeare’s plays. If that is true, then two monkey’s typing for ten minutes could have produced this book and Tom Daschle’s tax returns with plenty of time left over to pose for the picture on the jacket cover.
Basically Ann uses 38 pages to suggest that there is no such thing as negative political ads from the Republican party. Evidently Republicans can only tell the truth and no Democrat has ever served their country honorably in the armed forces. Seriously. This woman argues that there is no Republican Attack Machine and then goes on for 12 pages talking about how successful the Swift Boat Veterans were at attacking John Kerry. The reason Democrats lose elections is because the Republicans point out the truth, but the reason Democrats win elections is because Republicans are never allowed to point out the truth. Sound confusing? Welcome to the world Ann Coulter.
Did anybody out there know that Barack Obama was loosely tied to a terrorist named Bill Ayers? Really? Because Ann was dissappointed that the story never got out. By the way, according to Ann, if you follow the trail far enough Obama can be linked to Charles Manson. It would have come out in the election but the liberal media squashed it.
The entire chapter reads like the diary of a mad woman who wants us first to believe that the “liberal-biased media” is all-powerful while simultaneously claiming that Fox News is the most popular news source ever. Kind of the way those kind-hearted Republicans wanted us to believe that Obama was a Muslim who attended a really horrible Christian church.
I have to admit. I really do understand how people can easily get caught up in this line of reasoning. I do it all the time when I try to convince myself that the size of my ass has nothing do with the amount of pie I ate. But no matter how hard Ann wants to argue there is no Republican Attack Machine, the fact is the Republican Attack Machine has big feet and I have a big ass.
The more I see Ann Coulter on talk shows, the more I realize you can judge this book by its actual cover. If you take off the book jacket to reveal the cover, there is no picture – just the author’s name and the title. Ann Coulter – Guilty. I guess the jury is in.
Well Margaret, I will continue reading until I have finished even if it kills me. But I have managed to put down the book long enough to catch the news. It appears that Obama doesn’t walk on water. He actually admitted that he made a mistake in handling the nomination of Tom Daschle as his health and human services secretary. Can you believe that? A President who admits he made a mistake when he makes it rather than years later when he is leaving office and trying to fabricate a legacy. It gives me hope that whoever classified Ann’s books as nonfiction will one day also admit their mistake.
So that is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I mean it. Really.