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I am pretty sure Republicans would be fine with abortion if a gun were involved
Posted by: Helen Philpot on October 2, 2015
The Republicans are as likely to find Bigfoot as they are to find that fetus Carly referenced
Posted by: Helen Philpot on September 17, 2015
What has four marriages, three divorces and two kids out of wedlock? I don’t know but the gays have ruined the sanctity of marriage.
Posted by: Helen Philpot on September 4, 2015
If you’re Baptist, don’t work in a liquor store. If you’re an idiot, don’t run for County Clerk in Kentucky.
Posted by: Helen Philpot on September 3, 2015
On a stage with no vaginas, there were a lot of opinions about vaginas
Posted by: Helen Philpot on August 7, 2015
If a government is able to show more compassion than your church, maybe you should join another church
Posted by: Helen Philpot on June 27, 2015
I’ll take the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet, but hold the Republican presidential candidate, please.
Posted by: Helen Philpot on June 26, 2015
A Message to Whitey
Posted by: Helen Philpot on April 28, 2015
Helen’s Thanksgiving Letter to the Family 2014
Posted by: Helen Philpot on November 25, 2014
Jesus Loves the Legal Little Children
Posted by: Helen Philpot on July 22, 2014
Margaret and Helen 
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