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How hard would one have to pull to get Trump’s head out of Wayne LaPierre’s ass? #NeverAgain #NRABoycott
Posted by: Helen Philpot on February 25, 2018
I’m not sure what a Russian Bot is, but I hear it looks like an orange asshole with a bad comb over
Posted by: Helen Philpot on February 22, 2018
The scariest thing about Halloween was the Jack O’ Lantern in the Oval Office or maybe it was the White Sheets. #DumpTrump
Posted by: Helen Philpot on November 1, 2017
You know what’s really dispectful to the American flag? A Confederate flag. #TakeAKnee
Posted by: Helen Philpot on September 25, 2017
FEMA Director scores big in prime time and Trump sells asshats for $40. In other news, Obama wasn’t president during Katrina. #Harvey
Posted by: Helen Philpot on August 30, 2017
If Only The Trump Presidency Could Be Counted In Dog Years. My Apology To Dogs. #ImpeachNow
Posted by: Helen Philpot on August 29, 2017
On one side there were Nazis and on the other side there were no Nazis and Trump still came down on the wrong side. #charlottesville
Posted by: Helen Philpot on August 16, 2017
If only jokes about assaulting women were reason enough to lose elections…
Posted by: Helen Philpot on April 28, 2017
Trump has skin thinner than his wife and an ego bigger than my ass.
Posted by: Helen Philpot on January 17, 2017
Ten Monkeys Tweeting On Ten IPhones Would Make A Better President Than Trump
Posted by: Helen Philpot on January 10, 2017
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