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Nancy just tore up the speech. I would have torn him a new asshole. #ImWithFred
Posted by: Helen Philpot on February 5, 2020
Conservative Christian Republicans really, really, really don’t like to abort babies. Interestingly enough, aborting a baby isn’t a thing. Neither is Baron Barron. #BeBest
Posted by: Helen Philpot on December 9, 2019
Did anyone else realize we are building a wall in Colorado? Old Mexicans. New Mexicans. @realDonaldTrump hates all Mexicans. #ColoradoWall
Posted by: Helen Philpot on October 24, 2019
Abortion is not a dirty word and Planned Parenthood isn’t a McDonald’s and the GOP can go F**K itself
Posted by: Helen Philpot on March 15, 2019
When we were young…
Posted by: Helen Philpot on February 1, 2019
Do you have any idea how hard it is not to use the F-word when talking about Donald Trump? It’s damn near f-ing impossible. #FactsMatter #HowToTrainYourDragon
Posted by: Helen Philpot on January 28, 2019
Thanksgiving Letter to the Family
Posted by: Helen Philpot on November 21, 2018
Republicans are nuttier than squirrel shit. #Resist
Posted by: Helen Philpot on November 8, 2018
Lindsey Graham Sets His Sights On Becoming First Lady
Posted by: Helen Philpot on October 1, 2018
How about we require the NRA to build their headquarters with no entrances or exits? #NeverAgain
Posted by: Helen Philpot on May 23, 2018
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