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Posted by: Helen Philpot | September 29, 2016

I wonder how the three Mrs. Trumps and the three Mrs. Giulianis feel about the one Mrs. Clinton?

 FROM HELEN:

Margaret, I wish there was a word to adequately describe Donald Trump. For the first time, I regret calling Sarah Palin a bitch.  Not because she isn’t – she is and so am I – but because I realize now the power of that word.  It concerns me that we have a word like bitch – which seems to fit so perfectly for Sarah and for me – and yet we don’t have the equivalent word to describe a man like Trump.  Donald Trump is a…

Asshole?  Yes.  But that’s almost a compliment for him and is certainly not gender specific.

Fat ass?  Well, sure. But then again, so am I.

Jackass?  You bet.  But even that lacks the gender clarity that bitch has.

Considering everyone actually has an ass, I don’t think that word is going to pass muster for a good descriptor for Trump. We could descend into other body parts but Lord knows I don’t need to hear yet another conversation about Donald’s unmentionables. 

Donald J. Trump is not a decent person, and his indecency cannot be simplified down to one word.  All the worst words seem to fit but the whole of Donald Trump is just greater than the  sum of  all those words. Clearly the man is not right in the head. He is fundamentally flawed – Big League. But a word to describe him escapes me.

We now know that he humiliated a 19-year-old girl because she didn’t conform to his definition of beauty. No positive encouragement when she gained weight – public humiliation was Trump’s choice for corrective action.  One woman out of billions was crowned Miss Universe that year and Donald still found a way to criticize her looks.  This man is a misogynist, yes, but that one word falls way short when you consider he also made fun of a disabled person and attacked the grieving parents of a soldier killed in battle only to then accept someone else’s Purple Heart and joke how easy it was to get.  I didn’t make any of this up, honey. This man is a…

I still can’t find the word.

Before the debates, I was watching the news, something akin to watching an episode of the Twilight Zone these days, and a member of Trump’s campaign team, Kellyanne something, casually mentioned Hillary’s questionable health.  As if Hillary is going to drop dead at any minute, but Trump, a sniffling sack of cholesterol, is the epitome of fitness.  So here is my question: Are we concerned about her health because she is old or because she is a woman or both?  Either way, the fact that Republicans even care about a woman’s health is truly remarkable considering up until now they’ve been closing down women’s health clinics faster than Chris Christie closes bridges.

I saw a movie last night that I wish everybody could see.  In a year where two senior citizens are running for President, no one is talking about the real health, financial and social  concerns that senior citizens face every day.  Thank goodness Rosemary Rodriguez made her movie,  Silver Skies.  At least somebody is having the conversation.

But with Donald we get conversations about sexism, racism, egoism… Anything but humanism and humanitarianism. How is this race even close?  

Donald thinks he won the debate and he is now stating that Hillary Clinton is stuck in the past.  This from a man who wants to roll back civil rights, remove reproductive rights,  reverse environmental protections, and decrease the minimum wage. Bless his heart but that man is a…

Damn it.  What is the word?

Now I hear in the next debate Donald plans to attack Hillary for how she handled her husband’s infidelity. According to Rudy Giuliani, Trump should have done it in the first debate. This from two men who have had 6 wives and at least four affairs between them. Giuliani is definitely an asshole.  The word just fits him. But Trump…. Trump is… Trump is a… 

Maybe Hillary  can have a summit with the three Mrs. Trumps and the three Mrs. Giulianis to determine how best to handle the issue of infidelity. I bet they all can’t decide if there is one best way to handle such a personal issue, but I bet they all would agree that Donald probably shouldn’t have an opinion on the matter.

I guess Trump is simply TRUMP.  He is just too foul for words.  I mean it.  Really.

 FROM MARGARET:
I believe the word you are looking for is Asshat.  Oh, and I am glad you saw Silver Skies.  I just love George Hamilton and doesn’t Mariette Hartley still look fantastic.  Too bad those two aren’t running for President.

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  1. Nice Post. I like

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  2. HOO HAH!!! I think I kind of knew this, and don’t know how it hasn’t been brought forth before now. But you did it, Aztec; good work.

    Just remember: This is a Dog and Pony Show. I am confident that Madame Secretary knows this. She’s got this.

    The only one who doesn’t know it is the Orange One.

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  3. Look, look, what I just found! (and in cnn.com of all places!):
    “And here’s an amazing coincidence. A recent book cataloged all the synonyms for bullshit, and one of the oldest dates back to the 1400s. It originally referred to trickery and scamming, although its meaning has evolved to include general nonsense and insignificance. That word: trumpery.”

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  4. I really, really like “his indecency” but found my favorite today
    “talking yam”
    http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a49625/obama-fixing-republican-party/
    Yes! A talking yam!
    That’s it!

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  5. nice piece in a non Trumpian sense.
    i settled on a title for him: His Indecency.

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  6. Hi, Cozztimm – I like it, except for the “sentient” part. I think “sentient” implies some ability to perceive and comprehend the world beyond oneself, and I haven’t seen much of that going on with the Orange Thing, ever…

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  7. Leonard Pitts has the perfect description for Trump: sentient tower of excrement.

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  8. […] Source: I wonder how the three Mrs. Trumps and the three Mrs. Giulianis feel about the one Mrs. Clinton? […]

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  9. […] Humor I wonder how the three Mrs. Trumps and the three Mrs. Giulianis feel about the one Mrs. Clinton? by Helen Philpot https://margaretandhelen.com/2016/09/29/the-foul-word-to-adequately-describe-trump-doesnt-exist-yet-h… […]

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  10. Great Scottish terms Melissa! Here’s a spin on one of them: “jizz widget” – that works for the likes of this guy.

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  11. Trump: tom

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  12. The British and mostly Scots came up with some great names for him Helen 😉 http://m.9gag.com/gag/abZy938

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  13. I think the word we will be using for someone so despicable will be “Trump”. “Jesus, he’s such a trump”!

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  14. I’ll go with Bill Maher’s “Trump is a whiny little bitch.” The B word works just fine.

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  15. how about “that man is Santorum”

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  16. I’ve decided the only words that really describe He Who Must Not Be Named is “evil incarnate.”

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  17. […] Margaret comes up with a different word. Click here to read the whole thing. […]

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  18. […] Margaret comes up with a different word.  Click here to read the whole thing. […]

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  19. Well nunya- Nunya!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nunya

    And if it were, what in the world does Ms Helen’s age have to do with whether you can believe what Democrats say?
    If you’re going to come piddle on the porch here, at least come up with a truly snappy something, eh? Jeez.

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  20. Nunya? Ageist much?

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  21. So this would make “Helen” about 90 now?

    Democrats. Can’t believe a word they say.

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  22. To paraphrase Monty Python:

    … couldn’t think of anything more derogatory than (Trump).

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  23. The word is RICHARD CRANIUM. Or to put it more simply, DICKHEAD.

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  24. George Hamilton and Mariette Hartley? Seriously? Nice way to ruin a good post.

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  25. I just wanted to post. I so loved your long but enjoyable missive about tRUMP, he’s such a pathetic human being…. He’s everything you wrote and more. I’m no huge Hillary fan but boy she’s really got the years as a politician under her belt, what 30 years? She’s got my vote for sure! Her husband is an amazing word smith and has a good brain, wish he would kept the other one in his pants all those years back but that’s life! LOL I’m going to share this page to my Facebook page as MOST of my friends are disgusted by tRUMP to the Nth degree. Thank you ladies for your wonderful post. HUGS

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  26. So well Stated. It saddens me that words are given a gender. Take the “C” word for female for instance. What word so foul is there for a man? I cannot think of one. Yet men seem to unleash that word so quickly the minute they are challenged by any female with a brain. I have been called that for the silliest of reasons , most recently over a football blog. How dare I presume to know more about football than the average “Joe Blow” ! I agree that a word for Donald Trump has not been defined yet because it would have to equal the way I feel every time I am called the “C” word !

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  27. Easy, although it isn’t one word. He’s a walking talking basket of deplorables.

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  28. For all those Xians out there who support Trump, how the bleep can you continue to do so? This is a Presidential candidate who is urging you to see a sex tape! When he did that he most definitely met my parents definition of near occasion of sin!

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  29. (I posted the following elsewhere first, but it may help those here who are working to convince family/friends/community, of the importance of voting responsibly)

    Every Presidential election we hear that a vote for a third party, or write-in, candidate is a vote for one of the candidates for either of the two major parties.

    This is true simply because, at least in recent memory, no third party candidate has had a REASONABLE, REALISTIC chance of winning the election.

    People who still can’t countenance voting for either of the two major party candidates will continue voting third party, or write-in, in protest.

    As is their right.

    Others will vote third party or write-in because that is their considered choice, as the best person to lead the country.

    As is their right.

    However, there are people out there who will vote third party or write-in because they are falling prey to the false equivalence, and false sense of security (i.e., “Trump is a disgraceful waste of space, but since Clinton is sure to win, I can vote in protest”).

    Which is also their right, but it’s just a wee bit selfish and irresponsible, and could well come back to bite them. (See Brexit and regret)

    If too many people assume Clinton has the election locked down, and use that assumption as their basis for not voting for her, she could lose. But even if the assumption is right—even if you’re a young progressive from California who believes with excellent reason that your vote won’t possibly be decisive—the Tribune’s line of thinking comes at a hefty price. This year the “lesser of two evils” rationale isn’t just an uninspiring appeal to risk aversion. It’s about making a positive and important statement to the world that in America, a racist authoritarian can not get within a hair’s breadth of the presidency—and that, if one happens to become a major party nominee, he will be defeated soundly.

    If this were an election between Clinton and Johnson or Clinton and Stein, more people would learn that Johnson wants to abolish the income tax, or that Stein panders to anti-vaccine activists, and Clinton would suddenly start looking like an acceptable alternative. Young voters in particular are drawn to Johnson out of a sense that he’s more true-to-self than the scripted and secretive Clinton, even though her platform resembles young-voter priorities much more closely than his does.

    So, if you are one of those voters whose reason not to vote for Hillary Clinton in this election has more to do with perception than reality, you may want to do some research on her policies (vs soundbites from mainstream media and/or Trump), before you throw your vote behind a candidate who cannot win.

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  30. Gato – run 10 miles every day. You will be so exhaustipated (too tired to give a sh*t) every day to care. If that doesn’t cure your Trump obsession then try a bit of pot, it can’t hurt.

    Peace.

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  31. Breathe, Gato, breathe. It will all be over soon. Hillary will win. And hopefully Trump will return to Trump Tower, diminished and vanquished. I do feel your pain since I often feel obsessed to hear the latest outrage from the orange man-baby. He’s an awful, awful man for sure.

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  32. “Prick”, comes to mind. I think that covers it nicely!

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  33. gato- call an election office in your area and see what they want or need.

    go to: http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=rrpromo
    bite your tongue about how many souls are planning on voting for the silly man and read carefully.
    and remember – only some of those voting for the doof are with him- far too many are folks who want to burn down the house which has left them behind. Dems need to know that- Ms Clinton does, Mr Sanders most definitely does.I’m not talking about the racist, misogynist dingleberries . I’m talking about folks with flat earnings, poor chances of any other work, etc. who WANT to believe Mr Trump can make that go away. Deluded , yes, but very real worries. THOSE are the people who you should be concentrating on. Screw the twits.

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  34. Gato, welcome to the club. 🙂 In my case, my hubby is the one driving the Tcar. This morning, he welcome me downstairs with this sentence, his first of the day to me: “Guess what? Now it is being reported that he said the C word. What is the C word?” And I had to explain the C word to him.

    It has gotten too wild for words Gato. Try as I might to stay away from the news I still go online, at least to sites that don’t trash Hillary too much. Even then, the orange one sucks up all the space. Thirty seven days to go. Hang in there.

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  35. I’m sorry for your loss–time helps, but grief is always there.

    And thank you for all you already do, to spread awareness about the importance of voting, and voting responsibly.

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  36. Thanks Aztec… You’re right. When my brother and sister-in-law died early last year, within five weeks of each other, i grieved, but I had no regrets… And there’s a huge difference there.

    Doing what one can do makes all the difference.

    Thank you for your wisdom. Voting has to happen, especially where it really counts. I’ll do my damnedest.

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  37. Gato, anything we can do to help more voters register AND vote, will help.

    If nothing else, there will be no regret, no wishing one had done more to prevent the orange catastrophe from taking over the US and setting the economy and all social progress back a few decades (and that would be the best case scenario…)

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  38. I believe Hilliary has had plenty of opportunities to deal with the issue infidelity!!!! Doesn’t anyone remember Monica Lewinsky and the several others Bill Clinton had relations with. Oh wait, he lied about have relations “with that women.” What a disgrace to the White House and a young women.

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  39. Hey, Easier, and Sitters All…

    I really must wean myself from my addictive obsession with this Piece of Orange Crap, and I really don’t know how to do it. Worse than cocaine, crack, or whatever… I wake up in the morning and turn on my computer, look at the latest swill/garbage/BS spewed from that twitter feed, and it ruins my whole day. Every single time. And then I loo for more of the same…

    I am an adult, well-educated, human being, and I have a vagina.My husband has no interest in hearing anything I have to say about any of this, and I still can’t stop myself. (At least that same dear husband has sworn not to vote for He, Trump.)

    I know Ive been a good poster here from time to time, as have so many of you. But can anyone help me now? I really don’t know how I’ll make it through the next weeks without some serious assistance…

    Dark times; dark times, indeed. Maybe the time to go register voters. Our last, best hope…

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  40. I’m kind of partial to dickhead, myself – thinking with his little head. Makes it a man thing.

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  41. How about cesspool? or poop pit? Are they already taken? Been scratching my brain for three days.

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  42. A waste of skin and water would describe the donald. I am partial to douchewagon.

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  43. A slight change of subject: I think Rudy Guiliani has caught whatever Trump has and a lot of the suggested words apply to him as well. It’s hard to think of two nastier public people than those two. Ick!

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  44. Considering that one of the meanings of trump is “an audible fart,” I’m not sure we need another description. “Fart boy” will do.

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  45. Well, its amazing what you get on Google. Trump has always claimed his brother, Fred Jr., died of alcoholism. Google comes up with “Fred Trump Jr . . . suicide”. Could this be the reason why he lies about everything including the time of day?

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  46. Margaret, a long time ago there was a rumor that Warren Beaty was thinking of running for President. I would have voted for him no matter what just to have his wife, Annette, as FLOTUS! She is a fabulous person!

    Now, Helen, what is this that I hear about Governor Abbot pulling TX out of the refugee program just because of the Syrians? Frankly, this guy sounds as if he was separated at birth from Trump!

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  47. Dittoing “Douchebag”, a useless tool of the patriarchy.

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  48. Cock womble. He is a cock womble.

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  49. That was great – thank you! I can’t think of just the right word for him either….

    Sent from my iPad

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  50. Trump is the worst excuse for a human being on the face of the earth. The fact that he has to talk about Hilary’s health or Bills’ infidelity is because he is too ignorant to speak about the real issues. He doesn’t have a clue nor does he care about this country or the world. He wants to be the dictator just like his BFF Putin. It is all about him and his ego and desire for ultimate power.

    I am old enough that when Trump destroys the world with his fat little finger on the trigger, I will have lived a long life, but seriously Trump supporters…….are you willing to put your children’s and grandchildren’s lives in the hands of this man ? I , for one, am not !!!!

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  51. I call him the Cheeto, orange and brittle but it does not reflect the absolute fear I have of him winning the presidency or the absolute loathing I have of him as a human. We are on the cusp of electing a toddler to be president of the USA …frightening

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  52. I think he is a dick head

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  53. I think now the name Trump alone is mud. People hear that name and stupid, crazy, mental midget and the list goes

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  54. Oh, HTG, Cynthia – Mitch McConnell seems perfectly content to announce to the world that members of Congress were just too stupid to consider the various ramifications of a bill they just overrode…

    Apparently NO ONE paused to give even a moment’s thought to why the President vetoed it. Gee… Nobody told them the Saudis might not like it! How were CONGRESSCRITTERS supposed to think of that possibility all by their little selves…?

    No; it’s all Obama’s fault. He didn’t do his “job” and warn them that they might burn their little paws if they stuck them on the hot stove…

    We seem to have moved into a culture where nothing is ever the fault of the person who actually did The Stupid Thing. No; either the microphone was defective, or someone got too fat and was a “real problem,” or everything is “rigged,” or someone must be having her period, or the whole world is “unfair” and “not nice”…

    The United Kindergarten of America!

    Jeez…

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  55. What about dickhead. Gender specific and fitting for him. My sister calls him the huckster Trump, also quite fitting.

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  56. There are so many but they are not generally used curse words.
    Personal fave: Hair Furor
    Close Second: The Tangerine Nightmare

    But those are phrases, not words…

    Turdbucket might work.
    Shitlord was one my wife suggested
    Highly excremental, all of those. Nailed it!

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  57. I guess they may feel the same as mrs clinton! Lol

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  58. I thought about this for a while. Calling him a pig is an insult to swine. Calling him slime mold is insulting to single-celled beings. Trying to come up with a term that insulted no one or nothing was challenging. But I finally came up with the perfect (for me) terminology that perfectly describes trump. He’s an infected oozing pus-filled boil on the arsehole of the universe. Not really gender specific but certainly appropriate.

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  59. I’ve been calling Trump the Abominable Showman, for he belongs in a carnival with the grifters and thimblerigs. I reached back a century or two for “pusillanimous poltroon,” “tomnoddy” “drivel wit”…and to describe Donnie’s attempt to alter reality with his special brand of lie, call it Trumpaganda. The pols like Ryan, Cruz, Gingrich, and Giuliani, who have caved in and supported him, I call his Partners in Slime. The scary part is that once Trump is gone from the scene, all his supporters will still be here looking for another leader to take them by the brain and lead them. Gawd help us!

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  60. Very nice, indeed… Grownup, thoughtful, and appropriate. In short, “exactly.”

    This Orange Creature’s association with this word has taken it from its previous meaning of “superior” and “winning” to the real root vegetable it so seems to represent – like a turnip gone overgrown, rotten. and consequently poisonous…

    He was given much, and he turned it all to sh*t.

    So much for “branding.”

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  61. I believe Bastard is the male form of Bitch.

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  62. Helen, without realizing it you “found the word”. Since everyone knows Trump and the worst of a human then you just took a proper noun “Trump” and changed it into an adjutive “trump”. He/she is a real trump or he/she is being trumpish and on and on. Lowest form of life is to be a trump. No body part or pile of something, just a trump. Thank you Helen.

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  63. […] Source: I wonder how the three Mrs. Trumps and the three Mrs. Giulianis feel about the one Mrs. Clinton? […]

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  64. Hey, Easier – Well, isn’t THAT pretty GD disgusting…? But it’s so “traditional”… Jewish women must cover their hair, because men can’t resist being seduced by it. Muslim women must cover just about every part of themselves, except sometimes their eyeballs, because a female shoulder or a forearm (and god knows what else) is beyond any dude’s ability to resist the overpowering seduction of it. And, of course, any woman around here who’s raped “asked for it” because her skirt was “too short,” or her tank top was “too snug”…

    Guess for a lot of guys, who are apparently incapable of any actual thought, just having a set exterior plumbing absolves them of any responsibility for anything they do…

    Bring on the Drumpf…!

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  65. Mageen, a Susan is one that believes the wife is to be blamed for her husband’s infidelities. Therefore, Ivana and Marla are to be blamed for Trump’s dalliances. That is the definition of a Susan.

    Now back to finding suitable names for the orange empty head. Can’t come up with one.

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  66. What is a Susan????

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  67. Reblogged this on Shoes a la Art and commented:
    Love Margaret’s reply!

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  68. Probably better than the one Monica Lewinsky, the one Jennifer Flowers, the one Juanita Broaddrick, the one Kathleen Willey, the one Paula Jones and all the other women that were threatened by Hillary for complaining about sexual misconduct and rape, but you sisters already knew that.

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  69. I vote that we create a new definition for the word “trump”: a thoroughly despicable human being, vile and full of hatred, a lying sack of sh** who demeans women and people who have a different skin color or physical disability, and dishonest to the core. That way your “Trump is TRUMP” statement is just oh, so truemp.

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  70. I like the suggestion of scrotum, but empty scrotum would be more appropriate.

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  71. I know it’s two words, but could we call him a “bloviating nabob”?

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  72. I call him “Orange Caligula “

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  73. The definition of hypocrisy: Donald Trump, Rudy Guiliani, Newt Gingrich et al portraying themselves as paragons of virtue who are rushing to the defense of Bill Clinton’s “victims.” Puh-leeze! And now Trump is smearing and attacking Ms. Machado for daring to reveal the things he said and did when she was Ms. Universe. Keep going guys! Way to get women to vote for you!

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  74. “WASHINGTON — On Wednesday, Congress was so determined to pass a law to sue Saudi Arabia that it overrode President Barack Obama’s veto. But possible backlash against America had top Republican leaders looking for someone else to blame Thursday.”

    President Obama……of course….for making them so stupid that they voted against their (our) best interest.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/congress-now-blaming-obama-for-embarrassing-override-of-his-veto_us_57edacd1e4b082aad9ba8595?section=&

    WTF – Trump is not the only @#$^%$…. Congress seems to be an even bigger one. Vote these #$%$#^ OUT in 2016.

    Make America sane again.

    Peace.

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  75. I prefer the term “dickwad,” which also reflects the proper gender. And Dave is just kidding, yes? His comments have got to be a parody of idiocy.

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  76. I wish I knew how to share your blog to my face book page. There are so many people….nah, the trumpets are a closed minded group. Pearls before swine comes to mind… And that Kellyann person is REALLY ANNOYING.

    Teri Mohr

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  77. Many, many people–and corporations, newspapers, charitable foundations, museums, etc–are saying that Trump is an (expletive deleted). Yes, yes, they are.

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  78. Maybe after all this nonsense is over there will be a word to describe Trump’s behavior and will be used to describe all men with similar behaviors in the future: “trump”.

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  79. And now he is promising to go down The Road to Bill’s Indiscretions…

    He just hasn’t a clue, does he? Could he possibly pick a more treacherous path to tread, one that will – among so many things – give rise to an avalanche of pro-Hillary sentiment from every single woman who has ever stuck with, or “forgiven,” a philandering husband, and feels she did the “right thing”…?

    And he, HE, TRUMP, is, of course, a multiple philanderer himself – as well as a liar, a sociopath, a thief, a scofflaw, a narcissist, a completely delusional egotist, and a dangerous huckster of the highest order.

    He, Trump will regret nothing, because he never does. His destruction of the GOP as a viable political entity is almost complete.

    Many people, important people, are saying…

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  80. Dave – Just a few “notes”…

    1. “White people” didn’t “found” America; white people stole it from the people who were already here.

    2. No; you’re not “taking her back.” (Look around, pal…)

    3. You don’t get to decide where women “belong.” Women decide where women belong – and it’s probably not at your house, BTW.

    4. “When Trump wins” YOU will be paying for his golden toilet seats, and cleaning his golden bowls, because he certainly won’t. (After all, he’s “smart,” and you’re not. He said so, remember?)

    5. Fortunately, the chances of Trump’s “winning” are probably about the same as those of your volunteering for gender reassignment surgery.

    You have a nice day, now!

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  81. How about Shart?

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  82. Dave, your need to try a lot harder. Your trolling is substandard.

    Bless your heart.

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  83. Seriously naming is simple, your donny-boy is an upperclass bogan red
    neck – but you need to use the aussie terms not the US definitions!

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  84. You guys in the US just don’t know how to swear properly. 🙂 Here in the UK, a man like Trump would be referred to as a “cunt”; but in the US it’s apparently impossible to use that term to insult a man. “Wanker” is another British swearword that would work quite well; and helpfully, in the UK, “trump” is slang for “fart”.

    I think the best you could do in the States is probably to call him a “douchebag”.

    But IMO the best way to describe Trump is not to resort to invective at all but to calmly and accurately describe him as what he is; and the word you want there is “psychopath”.

    Trump is a lot smarter than most people think, and strictly speaking he isn’t racist or misogynist, he just doesn’t regard people as being people; to him, other human beings are either objects (to be manipulated to serve his purposes) or sources of confirmation of his own magnificence. If he were actually as stupid and immature as many people think, he would be far less dangerous.

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  85. Oh, Dave. Bless your heart

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  86. Once Trump wins, we’ll put you two old bags on the train to Mexico with all the other tards. You don’t deserve to be here any more than the wet backs. And the blacks can go back to Africa so crime will go down. And the Muslims can go back to the Middle East and eat sand. White people founded America and we are taking her back. The rest of you an go to hell. A woman belongs in the home not the White House.

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  87. http://9gag.com/gag/abZy938 There are many superb Scottish/British English terms in this report which you may find useful.

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  88. Thanks Helen and Margaret! My feelings exactly! I simply do not understand the attraction for the man. Narciscism personified. I have never seen anything like it. He is running for PUBLIC OFFICE. Does he not understand those words? It is about this country and what we are going to leave behind for our children. I have no clue where he stands on so many issues. It is just too frustrating to listen to him go on about himself, it is always about him.

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  89. I was going to comment with Asshat. That’s the word you’re looking for. Someone who’s stuck his head up his ass so much, he wears his ass as a hat. But then I saw Margaret replied with that!

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  90. I think you have to get a bit creative to come up with the right word to apply to the Donald. I would suggest “Pusbag,” since pus involves infection: The pimple has become a boil.
    I suspect the reason there is no male equivalent of woman-shaming words like “Bitch” or “Slut” is that so many men would find those labels to be a compliment. What they hate to be called is “Coward”, “Wimp”, “Wuss”.
    If you are willing to involve genitalia, men seem to hate being called a “Pussy” more than they hate being called a “Prick.” Worm” is also considered very insulting, but “Worm” is not flamboyant enough to describe Trump. I see him as an over-inflated bag of pus that is oozing poison like a semi dormant volcano. Everyone is afraid the boil will pop, that he will erupt into a toxic explosion that cannot be contained. It’s happened before. But today’s old farts like me only remember hearing about it. Most people who lived it aren’t here anymore. Shows how much people learn from history.

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  91. He is a Trumpery.

    trumpery: n. something showy but worthless, nonsense, rubbish, adj. showy but worthless, trashy, paltry.

    — Webster’s New World Dictionary.

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  92. Give it up, Joe.

    Either Hillary Clinton is innocent of criminal activity–after millions spent by Repuglicans in Congress trying to find something to charge her with, and siccing the FBI on her as well–or she’s a criminal mastermind who has managed to get away with it, legally speaking.

    Now, your precious Drumfsterfire, in all his tiny hands glory, is having all his dirty laundry–bankruptcies, lawsuits, federal investigations over his ‘charitable’ foundation, treasonous relationships with Cuba during the embargo years, and with Russia under Putin, and more–brought out into the light of public scrutiny.

    Drumf may be the ‘perfect’ candidate for white supremacists and misogynists. The rest of the US, and the world, know better.

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  93. I think asshat fits well!

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  94. Let’s see…. Who’s got the higher body count? Ms Piggy, er, I mean Ms. Clinton. Who got caught trying to rig their party’s nomination election? Hillary. Who did the mainstream media help by lying to cover up an illness for?Hmmmm…. Hillary! Who lied and covered up their partner’s affairs while also threatening those involved to keep quiet? One guess ……….. But who called someone a name 20 years ago that you are all making more relevant today than when it actually happened?

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  95. The word that almost always comes to mind after hearing something totally predictable about this guy is that he is a “fat f*ck”, others are prick, dick, asshat…the list goes on. I wish that he would really surprise me some day and just be different than normal. 😦 Too predictable, like a walking cartoon sketch/satire of himself. It is insane.

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  96. Needledick. The man is Needledick the Bugfuck.

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  97. Cheeto-haired Nazi?

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  98. We could always just rename him Richard Head and do away with using the name Trump at all. But prick is good too.

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  99. From here forward, I will call any bullying, tyrannical, know-it-all know-nothing obstreperous male a trump.

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  100. How about this for Donald: He’s a Cloaca!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca

    or a Rugae: A fold or crease, esp. one of the folds of mucous membrane on the internal surface of the stomach.

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  101. I’ve forgotten when I first read about this problem, but it’s been talked about for years that all or most epithets for people are women-based. Without doing a quick Google search, I can’t find the source, but maybe one of our readers can. It might have even been an article in Ms. Magazine in the ’70s. But think about it–it’s true. I welcome new phrases such as “Fuckwit” and “Asshat.”

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  102. Scum?

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  103. Prick. That’s the word you’re looking for. Or lying scumbag. Either works.

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  104. My friends and I refer to him as Drumpf — which was his grandfather’s name – who was more or less a pimp in Germany. When you rent rooms by the hour…..just saying. Fact check this! I can’t believe it hasn’t become an issue in this campaign! And what the heck happened to the lawsuit for Trump University that was supposed to begin in Sept. and he would have to testify under oath — not that I believe for one second that putting his hand on a bible and telling the whole truth, nothing but the truth would stop DRUMPF from lying.

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  105. How about asswipe? It’s not natural like asshole. It’s just a piece of paper covered in crap and belonging in the sewer.

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  106. Trump is a prick, a word that is pretty much the male equivalent of bitch.

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  107. Your are such a hoot, you are a joy to read and we ALL know you mean every word. I just refer to the human trump as disgusting.
    Sunshine to you Helen.

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  108. I recommend the word “Schmuck,” which is originally Yiddish and commonly used in America now to mean a jerk, a fool, a contemptible person, etc…. it has the right kind of sound to it and seems to fit him, if you’re trying to do it in one word.

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  109. Piss ant. Webster’s says “one that is insignificant.” Let’s not give him the power of describing him with forceful words.

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  110. Love this blog! Trump is a grifter, con man, predator, lying sack of shit (not mine, but it fits), loose cannon, playground bully, spoiled rich kid. The number of legislators who have sold out and endorsed this idiot should make us all take a hard look at those representatives.

    Yesterday, I saw a woman say she “always votes conservative.” When asked if she’d be voting for Trump, she said even if he’s a jackass he’s got her vote.

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  111. how about “missing link”? I know it’s two words but if the shoe fits…..

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  112. Grifter, con man, lying sack of shit, blowhard, bully

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  113. An asshole has a purpose. There is absolutely no purpose for Trump.

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  114. I’d hate to adulterate the English language by relegating any words (even bad words) in reference to this guy (my apologies to the word ‘guy’). I say we use his own damn name. Except we have a critical mass here. There’s John Stumpf too directing his brood to scam his customers for profit – never mind the banking industry’s role in the financial crisis, when there’s unfettered bilking to do! I say these peeps (my apology to the word ‘peeps’) should be called “strumpfs”. And that’s anyone whose position, power, or male ego becomes masturbatory to the point that it’s the behavioral equivalency of masturbating in public, knowing it and shrugging your shoulders and saying, “…yeah, and (so what)?”. Donald Trump does this ceaselessly when he calls into talk shows just to publicly disparage people (and so what’s the word for / what do you call the people who allow this?). So we already know 2 strumpfs (Trump & Stumpf), also, Roger Ailes is a strumpf, bridge-closer Chris Christie is a strumpf, …who else?

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  115. don’t forget “The Golden Girls”

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  116. After Monday’s debate I coined a new term for him: blusterfuck. Not gender-specific, I realize, but I think it’s rather perfect for him.

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  117. Empty suit! Sorry that is two words.

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  118. Zaraza – loosely translated it means rotten/diseased/contagious – like if someone were to have the black plaque and spread it around – they would be Zaraza

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  119. @ gatodicima: Just one question: Why did you come back?
    If I were out of the country right now, NO WAY would I come back here till after November — and maybe not then.

    As to the name issue, I’m at as big a loss as Helen.
    The suggestion “Scrotum” does come close — halfway between a dick and an asshole is about as close as I can come. But it’s still not quite descriptive enough.

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  120. How about Cretin or Richard Cranium (aka dick head).

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  121. The word you are looking for, which IS gender specific, is scrotum…halfway between a prick and an asshole.

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  122. Are you accepting nominations and votes? Jackass.

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  123. Little prick!

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  124. “Psychopath,” but in a lighter vein, I like “snuffatrumpagus.”

    Love,
    Janie

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  125. I love love love this.

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  126. He deserves the Santorum treatment.

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  127. Hi, Magen, and all… I’ve been looking at all these suggestions, off and on, all day, while trying to get my act together after a month out of the country (which is going extremely slowly, I must say…)

    SO MANY good and amusing suggestions. But it does strike me that there’s pretty much a consensus, at least here on The Porch – and, please god, in the country as a whole when it comes time to vote – that whatever we call this creature, he remains what he is: A narcissistic sociopath to which the word “candidate” should never, ever have been attached.

    So my question now becomes what do we call all these “Republicans” who have colluded in allowing him to be taken seriously? As if he could ever POSSIBLY run any country, let alone this one? What do we call a Paul Ryan…? A Ted Cruz, who sold his political soul (if there is such a thing) to the devil and actually ENDORSED this thing, after swearing he never would?

    Ask the children and grandchildren of the Germans who capitulated to – or failed to take seriously – Hitler what they think of their parents and grandparents, and of themselves. It’s not pretty. Their ancestors’ collusion, and silence, haunts them to this day. I saw that more than twenty years ago among young Germans, and again only a few weeks ago.

    It’s a dreadful legacy – and one our children and grandchildren should not have to bear.

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  128. How about Blimpchimp?

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  129. …hoser. Hoser is the word you’re looking for. Up here in hockey land, in the minor leagues, after a game, the losing team has to hose down the ice. Hoser= loser.

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  130. Trying to find a word that describes trump without stopping to his level of vulgarity is difficult. He is a man-child, although I know many 6 yr olds are are more mature than him, so to me the word that best describes him is vacuous. Also don’t forget Newt’s 3 wives as well as David Vitter and his wife and mistresses. They might have something to say to.

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  131. I like tiny fingered Cheeto faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon. Or how about Needledick the bug fucker?

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  132. How about this word: GORGON. My dictionary describes it as a male gendered monster.

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  133. Unconscionable swine works. Thanks to Remington Steele!

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  134. Im going to go with: Donald Trump is a DICK.

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  135. Like everyone here , I also have a hard time finding that one word that describes this creatine, but I think I have one: how about Inmate #567890, since he’s bragged so much about not paying taxes and the shady shit that’s going on at The Trump foundation, after he loses the elections the Tax Man Commeth for him and the likes of him. I am sure the rapists, and killers would like to have a piece of his ass. Kidding aside, the word that comes to mind is dangerous and most disturbing are his poll numbers, which means there are lots of people who feel the way he feels that have come out from under the rocks and feel it’s okay to be a racist, mysogonist, etc. etc. So when the polls open in Florida on the 24th (early voting) I will be there front and center to cast my vote for HRC. Let’s continue to spread the message to vote and take all your friends with you. Namaste 🙏🙏🙏

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  136. Randy Rainbow offers two good options: Supercalculatedadolescentbraggadocous OR Supercarelessfragileegocentricbraggadocious. If he can make up words. So can we. Both fit.

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  137. I believe the word you seek is “bastard”. At least that’s what we call him in this house.

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  138. The very word “Trump” is the worst swear word in my vocabulary!!

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  139. I like asshat, but it implies choice over the matter, as if he could by will stop being one at any moment. He is an outright dangerous sociopath. He’s also a creep. And he’ll always be both. It’s in his genes – which he is sure are superior.

    On Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 6:32 AM, Margaret and Helen wrote:

    > Helen Philpot posted: ” FROM HELEN: Margaret, I wish there was a word to > adequately describe Donald Trump. For the first time, I regret calling > Sarah Palin a bitch. Not because she isn’t – she is and so am I – but > because I realize now the power of that word. ” >

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  140. I like the idea of simply using his name. In British slang, “trump” means fart! Isn’t that perfect — Donald Fart!

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  141. Helen’s right, there is no suitable noun. There are, however, plenty of adjectives: loathsome, soulless, repulsive, etc.

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  142. I’m calling him T-Rump
    It just seems right…

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  143. The word ‘putz’ comes to mind. That IS gender specific.

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  144. From something I read on the Twitters last night: Donald Trump is a penis-pimple popper. https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/781154687441510408

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  145. PS. I forgot wanker. Maybe that works.

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  146. Most name calling of men insults women anyway. Bastard, MF, son of a bitch. The f word is the only one with any punch that doesn’t. And some of them wear it as a badge.

    Time to stop name calling I guess. 😉

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  147. Dunderhead. Dunderhead is the word you are looking for. Or He Who Must Not Be Named. That works well too.

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  148. Prick bastard

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  149. Hey, Lois – That is, indeed, a wonderful list. Torn between #9, witless fucking cocksplat, and #10, weaselheaded fgucknugget, with #13, clueless numpty a strong third…

    But, for the sheer joy of saying it out loud, I have to go with

    WEASELHEADED FUCKNUGGET.

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  150. The best word to describe him is “prick”

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  151. The Scots came up with quite the list when Trump congratulated them on the Brexit win — Scotland overwhelmingly voted against it. Anyway, here is the compilation of some them. Perhaps we can find one here: http://m.9gag.com/gag/abZy938/scots-shower-trump-with-glorious-scottish-insults-after-his-brexit-tweet

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  152. Wanking dickdouche?

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  153. Well, let’s see…. Dickless Wonder? Fumigated Insect? Loud Weasel?

    Of course there is always the usual – FXXKXXG OLD WHITE MALE BASXXRD! said with emphasis.

    Davlyn Jones

    On Thu, Sep 29, 2016 at 6:32 AM, Margaret and Helen wrote:

    > Helen Philpot posted: ” FROM HELEN: Margaret, I wish there was a word to > adequately describe Donald Trump. For the first time, I regret calling > Sarah Palin a bitch. Not because she isn’t – she is and so am I – but > because I realize now the power of that word. ” >

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  154. I really cannot believe that we (they?) are having any conversation at all about President Clinton’s infidelities. Why was it so wrong for Mrs. Clinton to forgive him? Isn’t that the Christian way? Shouldn’t she be given points from the Republican community for standing by him? And it wasn’t even HER who cheated, but the two Repubs in this post did. It truly disturbs me about the double standard for men and women.

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  155. The challenge in finding the right word to describe The Trumpster is that he has already laid claim to all the “good words”. There is no single word that can adequately describe a bombastic, arrogant, self-absorbed huckster like him. His awfulness can only be captured by use of a multi-hyphenated phrase. I would suggest that The Trumpster is an “orange-haired shit-flinging weasel-dick”. There. I think that about sums it up.

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  156. SmegMan….Smegma. It’s a word that once you have the faintest idea of its meaning, you can’t help but recoil and shriek out a reflexive “eww” into the endless void of the universe. It’s oozing, crusty, and utterly foul-

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  157. As an additional thought, the Urban Dictionary on online has some excellent variations of wanker that could easily work.

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  158. Ass cactus.

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  159. I agree…..I have tried to come up with a word for Trump and I can’t think of one word either, he is a jerk, asshole, egomaniac, so many other words. I can’t understand why anyone likes him……I am so perplexed about it.

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  160. How about……. &*(@!$%^*@$%+!!. That would cover everything.

    Peace.

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  161. I read all the great suggestions, and my vote is for wanker. It can be said with such a sneer.

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  162. Repulsive Prick sums it up

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  163. Fuckwad has always been a favorite as well

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  164. So true, so true. Trump is a sociopath. He has no morals, no conscious. And unfortunately he doesn’t believe in any restraints. For trump. He lives in trump land. No one has ever said ‘no’ to him and he walks away from the consequences of his actions. If he’s such a ‘success’ why is he paid to get out and stay out by real businessmen? Why? Because he’s a fraud. A scam. A con man a grifter. What is worrisome is that he’s being played by Vlademer Putin. Trump is such a stupid chump he can’t see that he’s being used and when he loses his value to anyone will be zero. Perhaps that just what he is. A big FAT orange ZERO!

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  165. I like wanker as well. Even though it isn’t harsh enough, I usually call him a buffoon.He certainly is one…

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  166. I think asshat is still too kind. Dickhead maybe, but I’ll keep searching for the best word I can find.

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  167. Adoplph Twittler

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  168. I think that he has actually provided us with the opportunity to create a NEW word for the dictionary! In future years the definition for the word TRUMP will be: misogynistic, racist, lying, rude, braggart.

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  169. Excuse my language, but the only descriptor I have for Trump is: fuckwitted shitgibbon.

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  170. Bastard

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  171. One epithet that can work is douche or douchebag – something invented by men for women to clean something that wasn’t dirty in the first place, is totally useless to women and actually causes more problems that it was meant to fix.

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  172. Bastard.

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  173. I love Adrienne’s idea. Trump or trump head is the male bitch. Say it with disgust rolling from the lips.

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  174. See, that’s the thing. When it comes to Trump, words just fail me. He’s just not right. One of my friends says he’s like the kind of kid your mother wouldn’t let you play with. If you asked why you be told, “Because we don’t do that, that’s why!” If anyone spoke or behaved the way he does in my house he would be removed and not invited back. He’s just not right!

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  175. Misbegotten cur is my latest defining name. I’m sure there will be many more in days to come.

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  176. In future, I think his surname will have become a common noun to describe just the sort of person you have depicted in your post. But “trump,” or even “drumpf” lack the barb and sting of “bitch.” The term “cudgel-dick” just sprang to mind. I think it has possibilities.

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  177. PS – I left off the economic plan part of comment. The Committee for Responsible Federal Budget has measured the two economic plans of the candidates and said Trump’s plan will increase the debt by $5.3 trillion over the next ten years, where Clinton’s will increase it by only $200 billion. That is a 27x difference.

    In addition, here is a quote from UK based Oxford Economics which runs counter to the Trump economic plan being the best suited:

    “Donald Trump’s agenda risks putting the U.S. economy in recession while Hillary Clinton’s plans would have a modest positive impact, a new analysis shows. Oxford Economics, a forecasting firm, put the two candidates’ proposals side by side and analyzed them. Its conclusion: Clinton would be better for the economy.”

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  178. You two amazing wits keep me going in these scary times! Thanks!

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  179. Seriously? A scathing post about the double standard and you end with how great Mariette Hartley still looks?

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  180. Just when this jerkwad has strained every nerve in my body, along comes Margaret to save the day and inject some humor in our Trumpian nightmare.
    Thanks M and H for helping to keep us sane on the house of mirrors trump ride.

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  181. While there is much to critique Mr. Trump on with regard to his misogyny, racisim and xenophobia, the mainstream media needs to focus more on two things – his history and his economic plan.

    Newsweek has done an excellent piece on his global dealings where he has dealt with some nefarious characters and offended some global leaders, plus the huge conflict of interest that would be caused if he should win. Plus, David Fahrenthold of The Washington Post has done excellent investigative work on Trump’s self-dealing with his Trump Foundation, plus his illegal campaign donation to the Florida AG so she would not press charges on Trump University, not joining three other class action lawsuits on alleged misrepresentation. It should be noted the NY AG is now investigating the Foundation and it could lose its tax exempt status if this is true.

    Plus, the USA Today did a piece on June 1, 2016 about his 3,500 lawsuits in 45 years of business. By my math, that is 1 and 1/2 per week. If you sue Trump for his not paying you, he counters sues and outguns the painting, dry wall, electrician, plumber, landscaper who sometimes goes out of business, as a result.

    In essence, this man exploits people for money, always has and still does. That includes, but is not limited to, evicting people from their homes, stiffing people for contractual payments and wages, six bankruptices, and renting his name to developers so they can charge more to unwitting buyers. As for the stiffing people identified above, an attorney who worked for him said Trump tends to claim bad service and does not pay quite often. He has even stiffed attorneys who are suing others.

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  182. I echo your sentiment that there isn’t a word gender specific enough and asshole specific enough to call him. I also echo your sentiment in how is this race even CLOSE? I am verklempt.

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  183. So many of today’s suggestions are still not gender specific the way ‘bitch’ is, which was Helen’s complaint in the first place–there’s no good word for a ‘man bitch.’ However, I think she may have coined a new one herself–whenever a man is being a nasty, spoiled, demanding, ignorant, petulant child (did I leave out anything there?), he should simply be referred to as a ‘trump.’ “Gee, Bill is sure being trumpy today; must be his time of month.” Or, “Dave is such a trump; I think he needs to get laid.” The word trump, used in context, should have the same negative connotations as bitch, c**t, etc. Thanks, Helen!

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  184. Dear Margaret and Helen, you keep me sane(r) in these crazy days. I just posted this blog over at our group – Writers for Hillary.
    https://www.facebook.com/groups/953541734758183/

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  185. Could not have said it better myself.

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  186. The English term “wanker” also comes to mind

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  187. Prick 🇫🇲🤔

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  188. I’m afraid that asshat is too mild a word for Trump. Let’s remember that it came into being as a euphemism for asshole–a word that we’ve already determined is too weak to cover all of Trump’s shortcomings.

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  189. Aside from the race, you have hit on the fact there is no comparable male word for bitch. Oh wait I think we used to say bastard for males.

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  190. Helen, there is no one word for the vile bile that is Trump.

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  191. How about bullshit? Bull is a gender specific word meaning “an uncastrated male bovine animal,” and Trump is the shit that exits from this uncastrated male animal.

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  192. ASSHAT is precisely what I was going to say!!

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  193. Bet Hillary has six guaranteed votes there. How does reprobate sound to describe Trump?

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  194. Why do Republicans insist on campaigning about family values when it is clear that they have none?

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  195. I’ve been using the word Fuckwit, if that helps. 🙂

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  196. Oh honey. There is no word bad enough for him just as there are no words good enough for you two!

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  197. Reblogged this on Central Oregon Coast NOW and commented:
    Margaret and Helen are at it again! Love those two!

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