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There is a reason big girls don’t cry. We haven’t the time.

Posted by: Helen Philpot on February 8, 2016

If Sarah Palin is your big catch, I question the size of your pole

Posted by: Helen Philpot on January 27, 2016

You can even celebrate for no reason at all

Posted by: Helen Philpot on December 25, 2015

2015 Thanksgiving Letter to the Family

Posted by: Helen Philpot on November 23, 2015

Even when I watch my P’s & Q’s I can still spell bullshit

Posted by: Helen Philpot on October 22, 2015

Greg Abbott is an Asshat

Posted by: Helen Philpot on October 20, 2015

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