Posted by: Helen Philpot | January 13, 2021

If I had 5 minutes with Donald this is what I would say… #Resign

Dear Donald,

I’d call you Mr. President, but you never bothered to act like one. With no respect where none is due, I must insist that you sit down and shut the hell up. We are done with you.

I know you find it hard to believe that you lost the election. It must amaze your tiny brain and make your enormous ego soar to know that over 70 million American’s voted for you. It might seem incredible what you can accomplish taking advantage of people’s fear and ignorance, but convincing a fly to land on shit really isn’t a very impressive accomplishment. It’s a fly. And you’re shit.

What is impressive, stunning actually, is that over 80 million Americans turned out during a pandemic and overcame a whole host of voter suppression tactics to vote against you. Just think about that. More people voted for President-elect Biden and Vice President-elect Harris than have ever voted for a political candidate in our nation’s history. That, sir, is just how much we hate you.

But if 81 million people voting against you isn’t enough to convince you just how truly despised you are, let me clarify it for you now.

You are a racist. You are not the only racist out there, but as a rule, most Americans don’t like racists.

You are a misogynist. Again, you are not alone in that mindset, but as a rule, most people don’t like misogynists. Women can’t stand them actually.

You are an idiot. And while there are lots of idiots in the world, you alone hold the tile of dumbest, shit-for-brains President ever. EVER.

Georgia! My God Georgia, a state bracketed by South Carolina and Alabama, voted against you. Georgia, a state that has the largest shrine to white supremacy in the history of the world, voted against you. THAT is how hated you are. Georgia voting against you is like Alabama choosing soccer over football. It’s like walking into a Baskin-Robbins and ordering vanilla. It’s like Fox News hiring a fact-checker.

Twitter and Facebook have suspended your accounts. Think about that. My granddaughter has an account on Twitter. She’s twelve. Two and half billion people are on Facebook. You are not. I mean how much of an asshat do you have to be to have Shopify ban you. Shopify? A shopping app wants nothing to do with you and your stupid MAGA products.

And… excuse me while I laugh… Pinterest. Pinterest! It must have been a crushing blow to lose your vision boards for decorating Trump Hotels Moscow and Beijing. Good riddance.

Thanks to you, Americans have had to sit through 4 years of some of the stupidest shit ever to come out of Washington. Imagine going to Washington with the likes of Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Gym Bevis Jordan, and Matt Butthead Gaetz, and still you are the biggest loser.

Those shower heads and dishwashers you were always talking about… They work just fine. No one is complaining about them. They use less water. It’s called conservation and we have them to ensure that our children and grandchildren have access to clean water.

And for the love of God that stupid wall. The wall that Mexico did not pay for. The border between our countries is almost 2,000 miles long. Do you know how many miles of new wall you built? Forty-seven. 47 fucking miles. You did manage to replace 400 miles of existing wall. Good for you. But after four years you only built 47 miles of new wall? Congratulations sir. If the wall project continues (let’s hope it doesn’t) it will be completed sometime in June of 2068. My God what a complete and utter asshat you are.

And you know what? I’m going to let you in on a little secret. We all know it, but nobody talks about it. A whole lot of us -millions of us really – were hoping COVID would have ended more than just your presidency. There I said it. Millions of us wanted you gone… permanently. Some people couldn’t take it quite that far – wishing someone dead isn’t for the faint of heart – but they were at least hoping you would go on a ventilator for a few weeks.

That is how despised you are. When Reagan was shot, the world stood still. And when he came to the hospital window to let us know he was ok, even his detractors were relieved. You got COVID and the world imagined tubes and a slow painful death. Your clown parade around Walter Reed after you got well left millions believing there was no God.

Since March 2020 you had one job. ONE JOB. Get people to stay safe until a vaccine was ready to distribute. You failed miserably. 375,000 people are dead because you couldn’t convince your army of morons to wear a mask… which is odd considering how easily they wear a hood. And what is their excuse? “It’s too uncomfortable and it won’t do any good.” Are you shitting me? Look at EVERY picture of a surgeon during surgery and then sit down and shut the hell up. “I can’t breathe in one of those. You are taking away my freedoms.” A bunch of snowflakes with you being the head snowblower.

And now that the vaccine is here, we discover that you had no plan. None. No plan to distribute the vaccine to the 327 million Americans who need it. I’m older than dirt. If the highest priority group is Group A, I should be in Group Before-A. That’s how old I am. Ask me if I have gotten the vaccine. Ask me how many waiting lists I am on. How many appointments that were made and then cancelled because they had run out of vaccines. Unbelievable. That god damn wall will get built before we all get vaccinated.

You positively repulse me. The way you comb your hair. The way you stand. The way you end sentences with stupid ass statements like: you wouldn’t believe or like never before. You made fun of a disabled person. You complimented nazis. You bragged about assaulting women. You have a very unhealthy appreciation of your daughter. Creepy really. You remember you have two, right? The awkward kind of clueless one and then the other one – Don Jr. No wait. Tiffany.

This latest shenanigan. This insurrection at the Capitol. What the hell did you think was going to happen? Did you really think that you would remain in office? Are you really that stupid? From where I sit, nobody is home, the porch light isn’t on, and the bulb isn’t even screwed into the socket. Your screw isn’t just loose. It’s lost. You are not just one fry short of a Happy Meal. The burger, the fries, the small drink, the shitty toy, even the napkin isn’t in your bag. You could throw yourself on the floor and miss. If you had an intelligent thought it would die of loneliness. You are an asshat wearing an asshat.

Deplorable was too kind. Hillary should have called you the c-word. Oh, and listen. That is a word I have never used. Never. But I didn’t think ball sack would quite hit the right note. And I am not talking about the female body part. That particular part of the anatomy is way too good for you. I’m talking about the way the British use that word. C**t. Not referencing anything other than how incredibly shitty you are.

You lost. It happens every four years to someone. Get over it. Leave the White House and take those god-awful children and that sour puss wife with you. If possible take Cruz and Hawley too. Stay out of politics. Go back to building shitty hotels or bankrupting casinos. Spend the rest of your life writing a book or two that no one will ever read. You are now simply a page in history… a page most of us will rip out and use as toilet paper.

So please. Pack up your crap and just leave. If we never have another orange President again, it will be too soon. I mean it. Really.

(If you want to hear more from Margaret and Helen you can follow them on Twitter @HelenPhilpot)

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  1. Absolutely LOVED the 5 minutes with The douchebag Donald. I couldn’t have added anything!
    The “c” word stands for:
    Can’t
    Understand
    Normal
    Thinking.

    Perfect euphemism for that shithead.
    Thank you for writing possibly the best ever letter to our former Chester cheetah blowing president.
    You go!!!

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    By: Denise Derer on March 10, 2021
    at 10:54 AM

  2. Nice !!

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    By: Parkhya Solutions on March 3, 2021
    at 6:03 AM

  3. Amen.

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    By: Jane drom Finland on March 2, 2021
    at 12:21 AM

  4. Trump is gone to a new life, but he needs more people to keep his ideas away as he is bitten at the tail end. He would need more to pick at him just to make sense of everything & to keep him away from President Biden. Also to keep the Republicans from even enjoying his stupid thoughts. He is a total pain everywhere!

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    By: bloggingbyrgottier on February 26, 2021
    at 8:23 PM

  5. EPIC!!!

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    By: marianne chew on February 26, 2021
    at 8:45 AM

  6. @InJesusNameWePray Gawd is tired of people defending trump and SHE asked me to tell you that.

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    By: Bruce on January 27, 2021
    at 12:02 AM

  7. Trump is gone. The plane is air bound. His parting words were as (fill in the blank) as ever. I am breathing better!

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    By: mageen in old virginny on January 20, 2021
    at 9:44 AM

  8. Fabulous, once again, Helen. “You could throw yourself on the floor and miss.” Perfect summation of his entire life. In the dirt. Best to you. Tomorrow is a New Day!! President Biden!!

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    By: Ellie on January 19, 2021
    at 8:25 PM

  9. You have the clown down – and hopefully out for good.

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    By: swimanog on January 19, 2021
    at 8:06 AM

  10. I think that before you call out your brother,
    You should call out your eye.
    “Those Be Judged ”.
    “He is Sin, cast the Stone”.

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    By: InJesusNameWePray on January 18, 2021
    at 10:06 PM

  11. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I think they should get to read that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday – KILLRED Group – Political & Marketing Consulting Agency on January 18, 2021
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  12. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I think they should get to read that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday | Vale News on January 18, 2021
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  13. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I think they should get to read that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday • on January 18, 2021
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  14. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I think they should get to read that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - Reelnewz on January 18, 2021
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  15. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I feel they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - THE DRAGON SCOTTSDALE on January 18, 2021
    at 7:56 AM

  16. Has any one here seen the film taken by various members of the mob? Some media outfits have copies it from the Parler website. It is totally damning evidence against Trump and for that matter Guiliani.

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    By: mageen in old virginny on January 18, 2021
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  17. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I feel they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - HOSPITALITY CAREER NETWORK on January 18, 2021
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  18. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I believe they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - News Network Center on January 18, 2021
    at 7:49 AM

  19. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I believe they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - THE PICKLED PAINT BRUSHNY on January 18, 2021
    at 7:47 AM

  20. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I believe they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - theamericangossip.com on January 18, 2021
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  21. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I feel they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - MOVERS NEW JERSEY on January 18, 2021
    at 7:40 AM

  22. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I think they should get to read that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday – The Globe Today on January 18, 2021
    at 7:40 AM

  23. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I believe they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - MANI WEB on January 18, 2021
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  24. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I believe they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - HERBALISTMANIFESTO on January 18, 2021
    at 7:17 AM

  25. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I feel they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - Internet Cloning on January 18, 2021
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  26. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I believe they need to get to learn that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday - newstrends.info on January 18, 2021
    at 7:04 AM

  27. […] Read the whole glorious piece here. I think they should get to read that at Joe’s inauguration. […]

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    By: Cheers and Jeers: Monday – National and international News on January 18, 2021
    at 6:52 AM

  28. The only thing is add is to take #lapdoglindsey too!

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    By: Sharon on January 18, 2021
    at 1:29 AM

  29. I’d tell him fuck you you fucking fuck.

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    By: yellowdoggranny on January 17, 2021
    at 8:52 PM

  30. There is one thing that Don-the-Con has done exceptionally well: He has made Obama look good. Damn, I miss Obama, and Michelle, and the kids. They were all such good people.

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    By: Art on January 17, 2021
    at 8:25 AM

  31. Email was great!

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    By: Eileen Cuomo on January 16, 2021
    at 6:32 PM

  32. OMG absolutely priceless—and spot on!! Laughed so hard I cried. Thank you—it was much needed.

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    By: Angie Shipley on January 16, 2021
    at 4:05 PM

  33. […] Donald Trump. She would like to explain that he is a racist, a misogynist, and an idiot; in short why he is despised and should just leave. You know, a gentle nudge in the right direction. […]

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    By: Militia Within Mob, Inside Help, Stacey, Loudly Censored, Christian Terrorism – FairAndUNbalanced.com on January 16, 2021
    at 8:05 AM

  34. Thank you. Your summation of 45 is therapeutic.

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    By: Kathleen on January 15, 2021
    at 11:55 PM

  35. I love you, Helen! This was spot-on!

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    By: KKL on January 15, 2021
    at 11:34 PM

  36. Amen, Sisters!

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    By: Anonymous on January 15, 2021
    at 9:03 PM

  37. He no pie! I sure.

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    By: Lewci on January 15, 2021
    at 5:48 PM

  38. I meant to forward to you earlier. It is really good. Read it till the end!

    Sent from Mail for Windows 10

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    By: Sabra Sullivan on January 15, 2021
    at 2:40 PM

  39. Well said. The damage he created won’t be repaired anytime soon. He exposed the dark underbelly of America; he didn’t create it, he just gave it a voice.

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    By: Bill Trexler on January 15, 2021
    at 1:39 PM

  40. Well said. The damage he created won’t be repaired anytime soon. He exposed the dark underbelly of America; he didn’t create it, he just gave it a voice.

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    By: Bill Yrexler on January 15, 2021
    at 1:39 PM

  41. Mic drop, Helen. Again. Thank you for saying with stunning humor and accuracy what the rest of the world is thinking .

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    By: catdillpickletoast on January 15, 2021
    at 12:05 PM

  42. Call him “Mr. President”? Hell, ladies, I haven’t capitalized his name for almost 3 years.

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    By: vasiliy on January 15, 2021
    at 6:59 AM

  43. Poetry👏🏾👏🏾

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    By: Mel Dunc on January 14, 2021
    at 10:13 PM

  44. I have long enjoyed your posts, however no more than this one, for voicing what so many of us are truly thinking.

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    By: JamiG4 on January 14, 2021
    at 7:50 PM

  45. Oh my Ms Helen! Amen !

    Poor old Colorful (on January 14, 2021 ) appears to have stopped by after a long hiatus ( or long sober spell)- you hit a nerve there again…LOL , ROFL so hard I almost wet my pants.

    Dear Colorful-hon- Lift your head up off your keyboard and go take anice warm shower and have a cup of coffee. You will soon sober up and feel better. We want you to lick this problem. We are sending best wishes that you can stay on the wagon for another 4 -5 years.

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    By: alaskapi on January 14, 2021
    at 5:46 PM

  46. That’s the part I find so disturbing

    Marsha

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    By: Marsha Kruze on January 14, 2021
    at 3:12 PM

  47. I can’t love this enough. I’m gonna read this every day, just as a morning invocation or an evening benediction, until every bit of that horrible family is purged from my conscience reality. Thank you for saying what I mean!

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    By: Rebecca Pease on January 14, 2021
    at 2:58 PM

  48. Thank you for posting. I can count on you to shoot from the hip and hit the target every time. January 20th cannot come soon enough. They may have to tranquilize him like a wild animal and transport him to his new enclosure…preferably a cell in Naw Yawk where he is wanted. Again thanks and hopefully you will write again soon about happier things.

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    By: helenmatheyhornbooks on January 14, 2021
    at 1:59 PM

  49. Ladies this is PERFECTION! My best friend that I have known for over 45 years sent it to me and I am literally going to take shower because I laughed so hard I didn’t just tinkle, I peed my pants. This needs to be printed on the front page of every newspaper in the country, broadcast at least 2x a day on every tv station and finally the Secret Service needs to read it aloud to Trump every morning when he wakes up and before bed every night.

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    By: Susie on January 14, 2021
    at 1:02 PM

  50. This post speaks for the 81 million Americans who voted against Trump. I wouldn’t change a single word.

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    By: Dagmar L. Greenaway on January 14, 2021
    at 12:19 PM

  51. Wonderful! Like everything I’ve ever thought/said about the yellow slime. But 5 minutes?

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    By: Beth on January 14, 2021
    at 11:06 AM

  52. To Colorful . . . I really loved your snark. I don’t think everyone got it.
    To “Helen” . . . Are you real? Or are you an ornery our-of-work writer who does brilliant satire? I don’t care. You’re damn funny. RIP Donald J. Trump!

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    By: linden333 on January 14, 2021
    at 11:04 AM

  53. To Colorful – Jesus would never have approved of someone like Trump, who has broken every commandment, hates his neighbor, lies, grifts, cheats, humiliates others to make himself feel good. What Christian principles do you have that you would think such a disgusting, rude and stupid person represents what most of us were taught to believe is the basis of Christianity? Keep praying – for yourself and your redemption.

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    By: Happy At Last on January 14, 2021
    at 10:49 AM

  54. Exactly and to the point!

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    By: George & Helene Secord on January 14, 2021
    at 7:46 AM

  55. Dear Helen and Margaret, would you believe there are people who think tRump has been punished enough by losing the race and that everything else is over-reacting by haters? Incredible, right? He used code words to a crowd that he knew was by nature violent. Hell, they were Vanilla Isis! They showed up armed, carrying extra amp, Molotov cocktails, pipe bombs and maps and directions for the inside of the Capitol. It was all premeditated! I do not want to see my tax dollars used to support this lout through his retirement with Secret Service protection and a whole list of other goodies ex Presidents get. And yes, an impeachment of an ex-president is possible. Other government officials in our history have been impeached. One was a Senator at around the end of the 18th century and the other a member of an Executive Department in the middle the 19th century, Both were found guilty of violating their oaths and abusing power. Sound familiar?

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    By: mageen in old virginny on January 14, 2021
    at 7:18 AM

  56. True that!! They should have gone to the WH that very day and drug his AXX out!

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    By: Maryann Cummings on January 14, 2021
    at 5:59 AM

  57. You say what is think!

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    By: Helenfan on January 14, 2021
    at 5:53 AM

  58. You made me laugh out loud. I needed that. Can I share this on Facebook?

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    By: Traci on January 14, 2021
    at 3:54 AM

  59. Thank you (again) for putting into words so eloquently what we all have thought and felt these past 5 years.

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    By: I.R. Brouwer-de Boer on January 14, 2021
    at 3:52 AM

  60. Helen you are by far the finest writer on the internet. You are funny, yes, but your ability to make a point in such a way that people from all walks of life can get it is a talent

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    By: Pete Santerfeld on January 14, 2021
    at 3:23 AM

  61. Lord help us. Looks like the teenagers have taken over the porch.

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    By: Tammy F on January 14, 2021
    at 3:02 AM

  62. I regret to inform you that Alaskapi isn’t actually a pie

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    By: MaryJane Jansen on January 14, 2021
    at 3:00 AM

  63. I have prayed to Jesus to reach down from heaven and end your terrible blog. I have asked him to snatch your phone from you hands and deliver it to Donald Trump so that he may claim this blog for himself and once again speak to his followers.

    Praise him. Praise Jesus in his name send me to do his work and speak his voice ahaaaaa Jill

    Wdfyhhjkllllllkihgrefdedddgyjmffdee
    Hhgfrccbjkuybnkooytg
    Ghygrrg Jjuuredee

    Hhytfrdfhuknvvrrcervfeexsweff!!

    Asdgthumkmomm. Thy will

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    By: Colorful on January 14, 2021
    at 2:54 AM

  64. STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!

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    By: Linds to the Graham on January 14, 2021
    at 2:54 AM

  65. If Mike Pence sleeps with his wife, does that make him a mother fucker?

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    By: Juju Driscoll on January 14, 2021
    at 2:50 AM

  66. Cunt

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    By: Mike Pence on January 14, 2021
    at 2:48 AM

  67. Sarah and Emily,
    This lady is old and funny as hell. When she used the term “ass hat” I just about chocked on my doughnut.
    She reminds of Carol Fulbright’s mother. Remember her? That woman could look one direction and smile so pretty then turn her head the other direction and spit nails. Whatever happen to women like that? They’re all dead now, I guess. Any who, thought I would send this to you gals to enjoy. She is a hoot!

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    By: Evelyn Kronowski on January 13, 2021
    at 9:36 PM

  68. Thanks Helen,

    Thanks a million for this post. You expressed my feelings perfectly. I am incensed. What this moron did was to convince a large willing portion of the population to rise up against a democracy that has stood the test of times and that other countries try to model themselves after. His equally moronic hordes didn’t think twice aboout putting the entire country in danger because of their racist views, in a nutshell. The moron who should never have been president did not learn his civic lessons, which does not surprise me. School was not his thing, This country is bigger than him and this country will survive. But him, not so much. For all times to come, his name will be said with contempt. He has ensured that his descendants be shunned forever, especially out of the political arena. He is the most self-centered person ever, didn’t even think about the impact these events will have on his children. Impeached twice! Good riddance!

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    By: Easier on January 13, 2021
    at 8:00 PM

  69. Yikes! I mean I LOVE you. Dang spellcheck that I never go back and check. Erase that last thing I posted.

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    By: Kathryn Barnett on January 13, 2021
    at 6:44 PM

  70. I loved you.

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    By: Kathryn Barnett on January 13, 2021
    at 6:42 PM

  71. Brilliant! Thank you so much! And I agree with grandy04 that “You could throw yourself on the floor and miss” was priceless!

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    By: Cindy on January 13, 2021
    at 5:57 PM

  72. I have never hated anyone in my life until Trump came along! He is not only the worst president ever, he is also a poor excuse for a human being! The House just impeached him again, hoping the Senate will follow through! Well, I guess he finally did do something nobody else has ever done before, he was impeached twice! Bravo!

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    By: Patty on January 13, 2021
    at 5:53 PM

  73. So well said!!

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    By: pkayden on January 13, 2021
    at 4:41 PM

  74. I am “cry-laughing” and I am only halfway through!!

    Thank you!! Oh how I needed to see this!!! LOL 😂

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    By: Tina on January 13, 2021
    at 4:35 PM

  75. I beg of you, never retire!

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    By: Annie on January 13, 2021
    at 4:35 PM

  76. Truer words were never said. Thanks for writing what we all feel.

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    By: Patricia Gwin on January 13, 2021
    at 4:18 PM

  77. AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU MY TEXAS FRIEND, YOU NAILED IT.

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    By: SUZ IN ATLANTA on January 13, 2021
    at 3:26 PM

  78. Can I just state on the record- I love you!

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    By: Robin A Hallquist on January 13, 2021
    at 3:09 PM

  79. Unfortunately, he will not go away until he dies. I struggle with that wish, but oh what good it would do!

    I’m still concerned about the 70 million who DID vote for him. They live among us.

    Also, have you seen that Republican congresspeople not only refused to wear masks while sheltering in place, but mocked real people for using or offering one?! Now some of the others are testing positive! I’ll leave it up to you to express the selfish idiocy of that; you’re much more fluent than I.

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    By: Rebecca on January 13, 2021
    at 2:59 PM

  80. Love you ladies – like someone else posted: live forever and get that Medal of Freedom!

    Sent from my iPad

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    By: Patricia Vasquez on January 13, 2021
    at 2:48 PM

  81. I was hysterical with laughter. Thank you for making my day brighter. You have lifted the burden of my carrying around horrified and frightened feelings.

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    By: Donna Jones on January 13, 2021
    at 2:40 PM

  82. Helen, one more add. This is a quote from Liz Cheney, the third ranking member in the GOP House minority, who will be voting to impeach.

    “There has never been a greater betrayal by a President of the United States of his office and his oath to the Constitution,” Cheney said.

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    By: Keith on January 13, 2021
    at 2:21 PM

  83. Thank you. You have been the bright spot in an otherwise very dark four years.

    Liked by 1 person

    By: Joanie Flatt on January 13, 2021
    at 1:26 PM

  84. OMG. Thank you for not “retiring” from this. He may be out of the White House, soon, but he will give you plenty of fodder for more blogging after that. Truly, what an Asshat he is! I’m still laughing at our comments……

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    By: roberta Stewart on January 13, 2021
    at 1:17 PM

  85. My father died of Covid on Monday at age 92. He was, in fact, murdered by this asshole. I am so angry I can barely think straight. Thank you for putting my anger into words. It really helps.

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    By: awittchen on January 13, 2021
    at 12:35 PM

  86. Accidentally unfollowed this and can’t find a way to fix it.

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    By: Margie Kamienski on January 13, 2021
    at 12:31 PM

  87. Yep! You are spot on! Thanks for putting into words exactly what I think!

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    By: Sylvia on January 13, 2021
    at 11:58 AM

  88. You ROCK!!!! Plucked those thoughts right out of my brain! Love YOU!!

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    By: Carol on January 13, 2021
    at 11:57 AM

  89. Well said Helen and Margaret!

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    By: Anonymous on January 13, 2021
    at 11:55 AM

  90. You ladies are awesome! I’m 73 years old, and you are my sheroes!!

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    By: Anonymous on January 13, 2021
    at 11:25 AM

  91. Perfection! It was my every thought that I wanted to put into words. THANK YOU!

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    By: kblue on January 13, 2021
    at 11:14 AM

  92. Couldn’t have said it better myself!

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    By: Bob on January 13, 2021
    at 11:03 AM

  93. […] If I had 5 minutes with Donald this is what I would say… #Resign — Margaret and Helen […]

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    By: If I had 5 minutes with Donald this is what I would say… #Resign — Margaret and Helen – WrAnTz on January 13, 2021
    at 10:51 AM

  94. The old gal really does have a way with words. Hope she lives forever to keep shining her light on the dark places of American society and politics. If anybody ever deserved that Medal of Freedom.

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    By: Karen Manrique on January 13, 2021
    at 10:47 AM

  95. Amen.

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    By: Chris Murphy on January 13, 2021
    at 10:47 AM

  96. Great to hear from you ladies. You said what we are all thinking.

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    By: Anonymous on January 13, 2021
    at 10:45 AM

  97. I agree with all the other commentators here. All of your posts are great, but this is the best one by far. Love it and love you. I’m just sorry I can’t post it on Trump’s Twitter feed…lololololo!

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    By: Lynne on January 13, 2021
    at 10:43 AM

  98. Glorious. As a Brit, I have watched this clown from afar. And latterly watched with growing disquiet. Trump has caused more damage to the USA and democracy, in his four years as President, than any enemy of the west. Your letter is spot on. Brilliant.

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    By: siskinbob on January 13, 2021
    at 10:42 AM

  99. Helen, whether you are for or against the outgoing president, it will be so refreshing NOT to hear from the president on seemingly every issue. The presidency should not be about HIM, it should be about us. Now, we will at least return to a more normal form of governance and communication, where staff try to be on message with the president and vice versa. There is a reason the current White House has so much turnover. Trying to carry mercury in one’s hands is not a suitable way to run daily affairs.

    I knew the outgoing president would behave in an untruthful, bullying and corrupt manner. I also was aware from financial reporters management was not his strength – selling was. By the way, that is not an uncommon inconsistency in business. But, what I did not realize until conservative David Brooks said it is “the White House is equal parts chaos and incompetence.” Bob Woodward” first book “Fear” based on 750 hours of taped interviews echoes that Brooks’ observation.

    So, I agree he should have resigned and he should be impeached again. What frustrates me is it is easy for Republicans to be courageous now. When it was needed was when honorable and duty bound diplomats, staff and Inspectors General raised concerns at great risk, knowing they would be fired. But, they did it anyway. The fact they not only did not get air cover, but some like Congressmen Jim Jordan and Devin Nunes beat them like dogs to satisfy the corrupt and deceitful acting president. And, these guys got Medals of Freedom for being Trump Toadies.

    Keith

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    By: Keith on January 13, 2021
    at 10:39 AM

  100. Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone

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    By: pasmpg on January 13, 2021
    at 10:39 AM

  101. I don’t think that anyone else could have said this better! Thank you!

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    By: Karyl Howard on January 13, 2021
    at 10:39 AM

  102. Of all the excellent posts, THIS is the finest. You have managed to put into words all my feelings about that assclown. Tnak you.

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    By: teddyg04 on January 13, 2021
    at 10:28 AM

  103. dears, not dress! Cuss that Spell Check!

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    By: mageen in old virginny on January 13, 2021
    at 10:02 AM

  104. Amen!

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    By: Sheila on January 13, 2021
    at 10:02 AM

  105. Bless you my dress! How you ever get the strength to do this is beyod me but if you are bottling it, I’ll buy some!

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    By: mageen in old virginny on January 13, 2021
    at 10:01 AM

  106. So well written. That’s the very things that I have been thinking. You organized them and added some very clever and memorable comments. I thought we’d be rid of him by now. He couldn’t be as gracious in winning as Hillary was in losing. There is nothing manly about him. I have never hated a human being in my 73 years. I hate him. Therefore, he is so horrible that he isn’t even human!

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    By: Margie Kamienski on January 13, 2021
    at 9:58 AM

  107. Just on e point…47% of voters LOVE a racist. They just don’t like being called on that. Or called that. White fragility is real.

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    By: K Bernard on January 13, 2021
    at 9:55 AM

  108. Perfect …. except for the greeting ….DEAR Donald ??????

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    By: Marie Levine on January 13, 2021
    at 9:49 AM

  109. Sent from my iPad

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    By: Mari Isasi-Diaz on January 13, 2021
    at 9:47 AM

  110. Absolutely spot on! You ladies rock my world! I hope you are vaccinated soon! I can’t wait for mine.

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    By: Carolyn Helbert on January 13, 2021
    at 9:34 AM

  111. Right on

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    By: Judith Sheehan on January 13, 2021
    at 9:29 AM

  112. Brilliant! Your posts are 100% right on!

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    By: Laurie Basile on January 13, 2021
    at 9:28 AM

  113. Great as always. I thank you for saying what we all feel and believe

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    By: Richard Schmidt on January 13, 2021
    at 9:22 AM

  114. You are on fire. Thank you for verbalizing what so many of us really think of 45.

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    By: Bill on January 13, 2021
    at 9:02 AM

  115. You said exactly what I was thinking about this whole debacle. Just think…he’s getting impeached for a SECOND time in one term, which has never happened before. He’s the worst president since James Buchanan.

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    By: Suzanne Novoselac on January 13, 2021
    at 8:59 AM

  116. My the language!

    PERFECT!

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    By: Kat on January 13, 2021
    at 8:59 AM

  117. Oh I love it when you talk dirty and say everything I have thought & said to a few still living! This man has been building to this since he was thin and young,and said to Rona Barret he might run for President one day….said with dead eyes I noted. The stress he has caused is monumental. Bless you & keep to the chore!

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    By: JO M NICHOLAS on January 13, 2021
    at 8:55 AM

  118. Truer words were never spoken.

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    By: Sharon E. Cathcart on January 13, 2021
    at 8:54 AM

  119. My favorite line: “Your clown parade around Walter Reed after you got well left millions believing there was no God.”

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    By: janpriddyoregon on January 13, 2021
    at 8:46 AM

  120. Wonderful!!!!

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    By: Marilyn on January 13, 2021
    at 8:42 AM

  121. Yesterday my parents, ages 81 and 85, got their first vaccine shot and today I have laughed with Miss Margaret and Miss Helen. 2021 might work out ok. Thank you for saying what I think.

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    By: Anonymous on January 13, 2021
    at 8:41 AM

  122. “You could throw yourself on the floor and miss”. That line made me LOL….Margaret is on a roll!

    Sandy ❤️ “Kindness toward others and radical kindness to ourselves buy us a shot at a warm and generous heart.” — author Anne Lamott

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    By: grandy04 on January 13, 2021
    at 8:37 AM

  123. I love you Helen! I knew that you would provide the very best take down of the orange asshat! You didn’t disappoint!

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    By: Kate Wellman on January 13, 2021
    at 8:35 AM

  124. As always, thank you. You give my heart peace, and you make me smile.

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    By: Margie Mahoney on January 13, 2021
    at 8:31 AM

  125. I officially declare this your BEST POST EVER! Thank you!

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    By: Terri on January 13, 2021
    at 8:29 AM

  126. You are well worth the wait Ms Helen. I’ve been wondering when you were gonna speak out against 🤡 45. You never disappoint. Be Safe.

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    By: MR JAE on January 13, 2021
    at 8:25 AM

  127. You’ve made a good start to a list that is miles long. Thank you!

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    By: jono51 on January 13, 2021
    at 8:18 AM

  128. Thanks, Helen, that was so refreshing. I have so enjoyed all of your posts. Have a wonderful day.

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    By: June T Reinert on January 13, 2021
    at 8:15 AM

  129. Nailed it once4 again, Helen! Missed hearing from you! We’ll be rid of him within a week…or less!

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    By: Anonymous on January 13, 2021
    at 8:12 AM

  130. God bless you, Helen. You say what so many of us want to but we don’t know quite how to word it.

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    By: Cynthia Gergel on January 13, 2021
    at 8:03 AM

  131. Brava

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    By: Lisa Williamson on January 13, 2021
    at 7:57 AM

  132. This is perfect. Thank you for putting into words everything I would like to say.

    May I share it on my Facebook page?

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    By: Donna White on January 13, 2021
    at 7:56 AM

  133. Thank you! You have said everything I have been muttering! I so appreciate your clarity & integrity!

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    By: Gloria on January 13, 2021
    at 7:54 AM

  134. Love this. You nailed it! Saving it.

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    By: carolynmat on January 13, 2021
    at 7:54 AM

  135. This is great! You nailed it! I’m saving it.

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    By: carolynmat on January 13, 2021
    at 7:54 AM

  136. omg–you’re back! Just a couple of days ago I thought, “I wonder what Margaret and Helen would think of this?”

    “Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never has and it never will.” Frederick Douglass                                                                         

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    By: Laura Locklin on January 13, 2021
    at 7:53 AM

  137. I love that you are back, I am completely on board with your views, but I am disappointed that you called Don Jr a girl and used the c-word. All my life men have used womanliness to denigrate men. I think it’s time we stopped doing that, however the Brits use the term. Don’t you?

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    By: janpriddyoregon on January 13, 2021
    at 7:52 AM

  138. This is the only blog I subscribe to. Margaret and Helen are two 70-ish old biddies who post about once a month to 45 days. They are hilarious, but especially so since dipsquat took office. I love them!

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    By: Richard Agent on January 13, 2021
    at 7:51 AM


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