Posted by: Helen Philpot | November 1, 2012

Let’s vote Mitt off the Island. I mean it. Really.

Margaret, with a natural disaster as big as Sandy, chances were pretty good that a Republican foot was going to end up in a mouth declaring that God was punishing liberals in blue states. Imagine my surprise when instead Governor Chris Christie decided to put partisan politics aside and work with the President to help citizens in need. I wonder if other Republicans were paying attention?

Unfortunately they were, but the lesson was clearly lost on them. Many suggested that Christie has eyes for a Presidential run in 2016 which can’t happen if Romney wins. Others offered that Christie was seeking revenge for not being selected as the Vice Presidential candidate.

Our favorite big-footed gal suggested that Christie “is hoping to use Obama to plug a dike.” Do I really have to attribute that quote to Ann Coulter or could you just tell by the fifth-grade mentality?

But in the ultimate pot meets kettle moment, Rush Limbaugh called Christie “fat and a fool” saying the New Jersey Governor “doesn’t know what he is talking about.” Oh Rush Limbaugh you fat, fool – heal thyself.

The Republicans are upset, of course, because one of their own was breaking ranks and actually suggesting that Obama isn’t the devil. And to make it worse, Obama was showing the country how a well run government can and should handle a crisis which only reminds Republicans of just how bad the last Republican President had been.

But never fear. The Republican candidate for President would not be denied his moment to shine and prove himself “presidential”. While the Christie-Obama love fest was going on, Mitt Romney took the opportunity to show what kind of President he would be:

“I remember once we had a football field at my high school. The field was covered with rubbish and paper goods from people who’d had a big celebration there at the game. And there was a group of us there assigned to clean it up. And I thought, ‘how are we going to clean up all the mess on this football field?’ There were just a few of us. And the person responsible for organizing the effort said, ‘Just line up along the yard lines. You go between the goal line and the 10-yard line, and the next person between the 10 and 20, and just walk down and do your lane. And if everybody cleans their lanes, we’ll get it done.”

Margaret, I bet Mitt made a spectacular Prom King. And if I was thinking about putting on a show in the barn… Oh, who the hell am I kidding? Mitt Romney is a moron. If I had my way, we’d vote him off the island. He is dishonest as the day is long, and he will say anything to become president. And while those remarks might cause some to label me a partisan during this time of bi-partisan unity, you might be surprised just how bi-partisan my statement actually is:

“Mitt Romney will lie to you to become President and he will lie to you when he becomes President… Mitt Romney will do and say anything to become President. Anything.” – Newt Gingrich

“I don’t know how to respond to Mitt Romney because his position may change tomorrow.” – John McCain

And Mike Huckabee on Mitt Romney – “If a man’s dishonest to get a job, he’ll be dishonest on the job.”

Here’s hoping that the east coast rapidly recovers from the most recent tragedy. And here’s to hoping Obama gets re-elected so that America can continue to recover from the tragedy that was the last Republican presidency. I mean it. Really.

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  1. Oh Sam, you’re so cute. It’s warms my heart every time I see some ass-hat trolling a blog because it shows several things.
    A. You obviously have nothing better to do with your time than whack it to the sound of Bush’s drum.
    B. You’re just crazy.
    C. That even though you say what you say, Obama still won, and he’s still president and that just means that you lost.
    Awwwww….poor Sam. It’s okay…maybe next time…good luck with that. Oh and get bent. Thanks!

  2. Hey Gato – hmmm I don’t see where I used those words in my post – idiotic, uninformed…?? But if the shoe fits…..
    And again – no intelligent response from you. I’ll rest my case now –
    Talk to me again in four years. Lets just take the wait and see attitude – this country is doomed. And in the next four years – if unemployment hits another all time high – same with gas prices, groceries, etc…you will all still say that Obama is The Chosen One. Because we can still blame it all on Bush – LOL -

  3. Hey, JC – That’s what I was getting at it. You were a good bit more specific. Thanks! And, yes; evidently, they can change their names, but not their protocol… I hope to hell these people at least get paid for all the annoying they try to do…

    Have a nice TGiving – Cheers to M&H and the Porch!!!

    Gato

  4. Because you don’t accept facts and lack critical thing skills, that’s why!

  5. Lookie y’all, Noah / anon pulled up his big boy Transformer boxer shorts and changed his name again! What fun!

  6. Sam – “Bashing you personally” (you poor sod) is no different than your calling an entire group of people idiotic, uninformed, and whatever else.

    The reason no one wants to “address your issues” is BECAUSE WE’VE ALREADY HEARD, OVER AND OVER AGAIN, EVERY PIECE OF RIGHT WING DELUSIONAL CRAP FOR MONTHS ON END AND HAVE NO INTENTION OF “ADDRESSING” ANY OF IT ONE MORE TIME, ESPECIALLY NOT TO ANYONE WHO HAS NO INTENTION OF REALLY “DISCUSSING” ANY OF IT.

    And you sound goddamned familiar, I must say… With that question after question routine.

    So, from now on, pal, it’s DELETE for you. Give it up. Go try to make yourself useful somewhere. Don’t you have some yams to burn or some such thing…?

    Gato

  7. Sam, didn’t Bush say something about Weapons of Mass Destruction as a rationale for going into Iraq?

  8. Gato – notice how you bash me personally? I sure do – why don’t you address what I said in my original post? Oh I know why – because you can’t! It’s 100% the truth and accurate.

  9. Sam……now I know why my grocery store was completely out of aluminum foil……..you bought it all up to make your hat. Your rightwing crazy asshat.

  10. Hey Gato
    LMAO – you can blame me – I don’t mind. It makes just as much sense as it did to blame Bush.

  11. Hey, Sam – I’m going to blame YOU, PERSONALLY, for every single thing that goes “down the tubes” during the next four years. How does that work for ya…?

    Gato

  12. I’m so glad Obama won the election. But the most fun is yet to come. That will be when we see who Obama blames from the last term. Oh wait – I think I know! I bet it will be Bush still! Don’t you know it’s going to take more than 8 years to get out of this mess? Do people know that this ‘mess’ we are in was all made from a Democrat led House and Senate? You’re right about one thing – Bush was at fault. He was at fault for not using his veto power enough. Oh yes – then there’s the war. Bush started the war? Really? I believe the entire House and Senate once again voted and everyone agreed to go to war. Again – the majority of the House and Senate were Democrat. I truly wish Democrats would realize its more important to vote based on the economy of the country instead of gay rights and women’s rights. Really people? You really think anyone is trying to take women’s rights away? If you do believe that, then you really did OD on the Obama koolaid big time. But I have to hand it that administration. They really did get a lot of people to believe that. They needed single women’s votes. And they knew just what is would take to get them. I wish a democrat realized its really OK to think gays should get married, or a woman’s right to an abortion, and STILL be conservative. Think of the word. CONSERVATIVE. Does anyone know what that means? It means not spending more than you take in. It means not allowing people to suck off the Government when it is CLEAR they can work. I am conservative. But I don’t believe in all of the things conservatives usually stand for. The shape my country is in is more important to me than the other issues. And it should be to you too because when our country goes down the tubes what will we have? Nothing. We will be a third world country – a fraction of our former self. Something to ponder……

  13. [...] Romney will lie to you to become President and he will lie to you when he becomes President… Mitt Romney will do and say anything to become President. Anything.” — Newt [...]

  14. UAW
    Your comment about taxing Universities shows how far out of touch you are with reality. I’ve been associated with several top tier universities and each one of them paid large payments to the local community “in lieu of taxes”. But they also had substantial payrolls which circulated money through the communities which also collected property and sales taxes from those who worked and lived there. Businesses were also set up to accommodate students and parents and relatives of students. A substantial number of businesses were also set up to service the universities, and the communities often used the names of the universities to bring credit and attention to the town or city. If you think they’re getting a free ride somehow, it’s time to rethink your narrow-mindedness.,

  15. Helen, you are awesome. Freaking awesome.

  16. Claudette honey, just skip em and trash em, they’re not worth the powder to blow them up anyway. The guy’s so dumb he thinks Glen Beck is a credible source! And I’m canceling his vote for Romney at 7 am tomorrow! Can’t wait!

  17. UAW,

    Why do you have to post and post and post so much? You remind me of an untrained puppy with diarrhea that runs around pooping EVERYWHERE.

    Oh, wait-puppies aren’t mean and vindictive and eventually learn some manners. Evidently you thrive on negative attention and it really bugs you that most posters here can carry on a civil discourse.

    I absolutely vow to ignore your posts from now on, no matter how insulting and inflammatory they are.

    Matthew and M & H have far more patience and tolerance than I do. If it were up to me, I would have kicked your butt f@cked, circle jerk ass to the curb weeks ago.

  18. uaw – you really shouldn’t talk about dense. I’ll break it down for you, so you can understand. Churches don’t pay property taxes in my state.
    and neither do the libraries or schools……..
    or to paraphrase Gato….one half of a country that fears and loathes the other…..

  19. iris …didn’t you bring up tax exempt and taxes????????……just wondering how far we should go…..
    hey….should professors be allowed to drive on campus??????how about universities loosing their tax exemption if they have a political rally!!!!!!!

  20. uaw – how ’bout you leave me out of your harebrained schemes?


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