HELEN:
Margaret, tell Howard he is, in fact, correct. I have never met Mitt Romney. I have no idea what is in his heart. I am just a fat, old broad who speaks too much and probably should keep some of her opinions to herself. When Mitt says: I respect and will protect a woman’s right to choose… Roe v. Wade has gone too far… I am pro-choice… I am pro-life… I never really called myself pro-choice…When I am asked if I am pro-choice or pro-life, I say I refuse to accept either label… I assume he is a liar. But I actually don’t know for sure he is a liar. He could just be a dumb ass who is confused. Maybe I should just call him honesty-challenged. At least that way, one of his robotic sons won’t haul off and hit me… or shave my head like his father does to those who disagree with him.
I’ve read some of the comments here. I get it. I drank the Kool-Aid so why listen to me? I am just a dumb liberal who doesn’t watch Fox News and therefore hasn’t a clue. You shouldn’t listen to me.
Instead you should listen to someone who really does know what is in Mitt’s heart. Let me introduce you to the woman who has been washing his underwear for 43 years. Well I am assuming that of course. She could have outsourced the laundry duties. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ann Davies Romney:
“Mitt has always been a pro-life person, he governed, when he ran, uhmm, as pro-choice…”
That would be an exact quote. It gets a little complicated after that because Ann finds it hard to make that shit sound truthful, but basically she said that he was pro-life while he campaigned as pro-choice . Then he got elected. Once elected, Mitt realized that he couldn’t actually govern as pro-choice because, in fact, he was pro-life. So then, and only then, he let everyone know via an editorial in the newspaper that, in fact, he was exactly the opposite of what he campaigned. He was Pro-No Choice. Of course, now he is back to needing women to vote for him so he is willing to be pro-choice-ish again. It’s confuing, I know. Ann has always had a problem separating her whites from her colors.
Let me see if I can wash Mitt’s underwear better than Ann. Mitt misled the voters. He campaigned one way, knowing he was exactly the other way. Unlike Tagg, Ann has no problem calling Mitt a liar… I’m sorry… She has no problem that her husband is a dumb ass… Sorry again… I meant to say that she has no issue with her husband being less than honest. Settle down there Tagg.
Ann may not have a problem with her say anything husband, but I do. I have a problem that the man running for the Republican candidate for President is willing to lie to 100% of the women in America. After all, it’s one thing for him to not care about 47% of the population, but we are now talking about 50.4%. He’s running out of people to be honest with.
I have a problem that he has no issue with misleading voters. I am proud to be one of the 47% (give or take 3.4%) who will never be on the Romney’s Christmas card list. Yes, I checked… just in case you are not familiar with the religion, Mormons do celebrate Christmas. Other than the whole getting your own planet when you die stuff, they actually aren’t as unusual as many want to make them out to be. For instance, Mormons believe in the Ten Commandments too… but clearly the Romney’s are a little lax on that Ninth one.
I am no longer afraid of Tagg Romney despite my lack of Secret Service protection. Your dad is a dumb ass liar. Bring it on, son. I mean it. Really.
MARGARET:
I relayed the message to Howard and he says that Ann Romney and those women on The View are a perfect example of why women shouldn’t be in politics. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go remind Howard that he doesn’t drive anymore and therefore will have a problem getting to the polls in a couple of weeks. We women have voter suppression methods of our own. And don’t worry about that Tag, dear. I hear the Romney boys just play war. In the real world they stand on the sidelines and send the 47% to do the heavy lifting.
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By: jzzuvvdoin on February 7, 2013
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Mitt Romney is a good man, period. As thuogh as the 2008 election was for Huckabee and Mitt I truly think it is a testimony to Mitts character how they get along now. Mitt was one if the first guests on his show at the beginning of the campaign season and they joked about how ironic they could be sitting across from each other as friends now. Same thing with John McCain who is now advocating on Romneys behalf. I think the tide is turning and Mitt just might pull an upset in the South tomorrow!
By: Said on February 6, 2013
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Margaret and Helen,
All I really have to say is that you are awesome. I mean it, really. As the saying goes, I’m sure every morning that Satan says, “OMG, they’re up!”
By: WakeUpAmerica on October 27, 2012
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If EVERY fertilized egg is Gods will and a blessing, then every fertilized egg that miscarried is also Gods will. Since doctors claim that up to 50% of all fertilized eggs are miscarried then God is the biggest abortionist in the world.
By: sidney18511 on October 27, 2012
at 8:16 AM
These politicians like Mourdock and Akin are, in reality, regilious extremists who are infiltrating out government.
Terry, my condolences on the on the of your babies. I had a very early pregnancy loss and my three live births all wanted to come much too early and medication was used to prevent that.
Now all these assholes speaking for gods miracle of conception MUST also speak of the nearly 50% of zygotes who are never born. These lumps of life are also gods will, making god the biggest abortionist in the world.
By: sidney18511 on October 26, 2012
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What really struck me about Mourdock’s comments was that he went on to say that children are a gift from God. That’s pretty insensitive to anyone like me who had two premature baby boys die a day after each was born. I already had one daughter and subsequently with the help of much better medical facilities and doctors, I was able to have another son and another daughter. I can’t believe that God was deciding I wasn’t worthy of the gift of those earlier babies. That’s not the God I believe in. I’m also really tired of people bringing their religious views into this election whether it’s to judge some of us or to try to legislate their stand on certain issues that suit their religious beliefs. – Terry
By: Terry Waggle on October 26, 2012
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This blog is a hoot & so are the commentaries.
I was thinking about stiff mitt and why he has trouble bending over and Annie hanging onto him; This is what I think: Mitt has trouble, not with his back, but I think there is something sticking UP his butt. His morman tail, perhaps?
By: exoraluna on October 24, 2012
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Hi delurk, I have to work so I am behind, but I reserve the right to mock hypocrites of any stripe. I have even been known to mock myself after saying something snide or behaving in a way that “just ain’t fittin” so to speak. I don’t think anyone should be mocked solely for their religion, but if you profess to believe something and then you go do exactly the opposite, or do backflips to justify your actions, or demonstrably think it’s ok for you but NOT by God for everyone else? You leave yourself open to whatever potshots anyone wants to take, and I will applaud, too – because actions speak so much more loudly than words, and I hate to see others in group ridiculed as well for the whole guilt by association thing. Were Christians in general being mocked? I didn’t get it, I thought it was pretty well directed at hypocrites, myself! You know, you plebes do as I say not as I do types? If you think they should not be open to ridicule you are FAR, FAR kinder than I am!
By: JC on October 24, 2012
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The divorce papers? That’s it? That isn’t even a secret! How could a not-secret-divorce-that-didn’t-happen be more important to Trump than candidates who have left their wives for their mistresses multiple times, sometimes with the wife seriously ill or pregnant? Oh. Dumb question. It’s OK if you’re white, Republican, or Donald Trump.
What a fool. How much attention does this attention ho need?
By: delurkergurl on October 24, 2012
at 7:13 AM
Oh honey, he’s already running (“distancing himself”) and what a funny mental picture THAT is! He probably paddles like my poor mama – cow-hocked, you know! Bet he’ll beat Lyin Ryan’s marathon time! But wait for the contortions to come… Google Schrodinger’s Candidate for a little clever fun
hope you are enjoying your coffe out here on the porch!
By: JC on October 24, 2012
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Let’s see how Mittens handles this one! Richard Mourdock, the Republican candidate for Senate in Indiana, has just endorsed rape, rapists and deemed pregnancy resulting from rape to be intended by God. That might work if the God you pray to is Mars! Since Mittens really doesn’t have his own platform, his party platform and himself are stuck with this guy and his psychotic ramblings. OK, Mitt! This is in your court now. How fast do you jump on this and try to throttle it?
By: mageen in old virginny on October 24, 2012
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What a sensible lady you are Auntie Jean! My husband (NOT an adherent!) says it’s just a pride thing: most people are really quite convinced that the world cannot possibly continue on without their illustrious presence! I have the sneaking suspicion that my death will be about as interesting to the world as the rest of my life has been – that is to say, not at all! We used to laugh about my son, who seemed to think that this planet came into being 36-48 hours before he arrived on it, and was most surprised by the idea that people he KNEW had a history; I guess the rest of history was like some nice movie to him. This is like those other through the wrong end of the telescope, and whereas my John has acquired some sense of proportion regarding his existence, I’m afraid these others never will.
By: JC on October 24, 2012
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Hi Congenial Gang,
The doomsday prophets have been with us since forever. They seem to attract the predisposed “Chicken Little – the sky is falling!!!!!” mindsets. I think this applies to both religious and/or political persuasions.
This is a “true” account of the Great Disappointment of a well known religious sect I prefer not to name. As the morning dawned on October 23, 1844, many followers were bewildered because the SECOND scheduled Second Coming, as predicted by their leader had fizzled. Many of the faithful had, in preparation for the FIRST Judgment Day on June 7, 1843, settled their earthly accounts, said good-bye to friends, sold or given away their possessions, left fields unworked, and listened eagerly for the sound of Gabriel’s trumpet.
According to M. Schele de Vere’s “Americanisms: The English of the New World” (1872), “The highways and byways [were] thronged with anxious crowds of men and women, while the trees in the orchards and the roofs of houses were filled with more of the impatient [adherents] hoping to be nearer to their new home in heaven”.
A few years later, Mark Twain chronicled this non-event in his “Innocents Abroad”, saying, “A multitude of people in America put on their ascension robes…..and made ready to fly up into heaven.”
Didn’t happen.
Aloha!
Namaste. Shalom. Saalam. Peace.
Auntie Jean
By: waialeale on October 24, 2012
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It is so nice to see some of the wonderful old porchdwellers back–Tine, Greytdog, Auntie Jean. And Easier and Lori and NOP–thank you all for coming back and I truly hope you stay.
By: Donna on October 23, 2012
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So, The Donald will be revealing divorce papers that Michelle Obama filed 12 years ago tomorrow. BFD. I sure would like to trace the path of those documents back to their source . . . I imagine they came from a level very close to The MittWit and The Donald was appointed as the waterboy/messenger.
The trade-off is probably a commitment from The MittWit that he will sign on as a contestant on next season’s “Celebrity Apprentice” after he loses the election. That will be “huge . . . H-U-U-U-U-G-E!”
Hey, Donald. The circus called. They want their ring-leader back! Don’t forget to wear your red coat and tophat when you report back to work, skid-mark.
By: Bo on October 23, 2012
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Hi Congenial Gang,
Greytdog! So very glad to hear you are still among the living. Perhaps you should change your blog name to “Greytcat” since obviously you have nine lives.
Aloha!
Namaste. Shalom. Saalam. Peace.
Auntie Jean
By: waialeale on October 23, 2012
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Hi, Terry, and Terri!
Ann Coulter seems to me to be a world-class troll! (Who gets paid more than most of them, I’d bet.) I’ll bet a whole bunch of those doughy white guys just salivate (and whatever else) every time they see a long-haired blonde in a low-cut dress, spouting their stuff, as it were.
Just a thought…
Gato
By: gatodicima on October 23, 2012
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Sidney, thanks for planting that image in my mind of Robme as a big ass. I’m thinking of the human anatomy, not the gentle beast of burden from the Bible. I’ve also at times pictured him and Lyin’ Ryan with both of their feet in their mouths and their respective heads up their asses. Which would make them kind of like those toys my kids used to play with – Weebles – they wobble but they don’t fall down! I’ll be glad when this election is over as long as Obama wins! Otherwise I’ll be having a pity party and inviting all of you to join me.
By: Terry Waggle on October 23, 2012
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UAW…..why don’t you just give it up? Your a moron. My cat has more wit then you.
By: sidney18511 on October 23, 2012
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HI Greytdog….
apparently they won’t let me post links today…. moderators were F’en with me a couple of weeks ago…..
look up northern tools….heaters
By: uawtradesman on October 23, 2012
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I think Mitt kept his hands to his sides so he didn’t flap like Obama or Big Bird….
By: uawtradesman on October 23, 2012
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I am living in San Antonio now JC. But I lived in Dallas for a decade or so (Michigan in between) too. SA is much more blue than Dallas Ill tell ya that! LOL I do read JJ, she is a hoot! another one of our state’s finest.
Please do consider Ohio.. MY family is from Pittsburgh so I can make the trip a 2for. (Would be g8 if somehow we could meet.) The campaign was saying they need people in the burbs of Columbus, so I might just make a trip down there too, but I will go where they tell me… LOL
By: lori on October 23, 2012
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What part of the Lone Star Lori? I live in Robertson Co; still plenty D but reddening as we collect retirees to the country from more populous suburban places. (Great soil if you are a gardener, easy to dig, drainage awesome!) maybe I can help Ohio too! Visit Juanita Jean much?
By: JC on October 23, 2012
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Ann holding on Mitt also caught my eye. I thought it was just another odd Romney family trait, like the way Romney keeps his arms at his sides when talking, the stupid embarrising look on his face, the little baby steps he takes, the bizarre shit that comes out of his mouth when he pretends to be a regular person. He always seems uncomfortable in his own skin as does the rest of his family. They are billionaires, which of course makes them more important then everyone who is not. They are entitled by the shear amount of their money to run this country. They have their eye in the whitehouse because there is nothing left for them to buy and what a wonderful dynasty for their sons. I really doubt that he has anything wrong with his back, the problem is lower down his body….he is a big ass.
By: sidney18511 on October 23, 2012
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Oh and Delurker, I too noticed Ann clutching Mittens when he was leaning over to shake hands. It looked to me like she was worried he would fall. I have always just assumed he has back troubles by the way he walks.. Perhaps he has a balance problem as well? I dunno.. was odd though.
By: lori on October 23, 2012
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I think we know what Romney will be like as president. He will be the fully controlled hand that Grover Norquist was talking about when he said,
Both Romney and Ryan have shown over and over again that they are incapable of independent thought, only capable of delivering the talking point du jour in response to the latest polls and the directions of their handlers.
By: E.A. Blair on October 23, 2012
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Hi friends! It warms my soul to see this site buzzing again. I had to chuckle when I saw G8dog passed….. again… good to c you resurrected …again G8! LOL LOL
OK now the reason I’m here. If you think this election is a MUST win for Progessive’s (which i know all of you do) and you are living in an uncontested state AND are looking for a place to put your energy PLEASE consider giving your time to Ohio. (especially the Thursday – Election day)
Simply go to barackobama.com, put in Ohio (zipcodes) and follow the links that will put you in touch with the people who know how to utilize your talents.
I have been chatting with my fellow Obama supporters asking them how best I can help the campaign on election day (since I am now living in Texas.) COME TO OHIO they said! Their wish is my command.
I hope to see you there too!
If you can’t go to Ohio… make calls! Can’t make calls, donate! We must leave it all on the field as they say.
Continue to fight hard my friends! Thanks M&H for providing this comfy spot..
PS… Cynthia, I saw in my quick glance at the thread, that people were sending their good wishes your way. I missed the reason for the love… but whatever it is/was, I hope it gets better real soon.. xoxoxooxxo your way..
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By: lori on October 23, 2012
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