Posted by: Helen Philpot | February 4, 2010

The Elephant in the Room is a Kangaroo

Margaret, I really do like this President. He is young and smart… and I think he is trying his best under bad circumstances to do the right thing and create change for good. Not easy these days… Sort of like your convincing Howard that seeing a doctor annually at his age is still preventative medicine. You’ve both got a tough sales job ahead of you.

I really do appreciate his trying to reach across the aisle – as they say – and get Republicans to work towards bipartisanship. But honey, that dog just don’t hunt. Trying to reach bipartisanship with this particular Republican Party will probably achieve bipolarism instead of bipartisanship.

Harsh? Well yes maybe I am being a bit harsh. Part of the problem? Well maybe that too. After all bipartisanship requires a little give and take from both sides. So who am I to suggest that the problem is mainly with the Republicans?

Good questions all of them – particularly because I was the one who asked them. You know me, Margaret. I’m always trying to play both sides of the same issue. Well what do you expect from a woman who invented the all pie diet?

To all my Republican readers out there – I have had quite enough of your nonsense.

Your party gave us Sarah Palin and George W. Bush – dumb and dumber. He’s the guy whose mission still isn’t accomplished and she’s the gal who couldn’t handle being governor of one of our least populous states. Even the “professional” wrestler was able to finish the job in Minnesota.

Your party had an issue with President Obama telling school children to stay in school and study hard. I guess a black man can’t be trusted with your children regardless of his credentials. And your party decided the tradition of separating church and state had an expiration date. You love the constitution but you seem to pick through that document the same way you pick through the Bible – with all the effectiveness of eating corn on the cob through a picket fence.

We are actively involved in two wars, but you just can’t understand why the deficit is so big? Regardless of what you have been told, every time a bomb is dropped, an angel doesn’t not get her wings. Hint: Defense spending represents almost one quarter of all federal spending.

Today’s Republican Party has an issue with abortion, but then fights against healthcare reform knowing full well that more than 9 million children lack health insurance. A stretch argument to be sure, but then again 18 19 Children and Counting is a big hit.

My party at least recognizes the need for increased access to birth control. Your party is pro-life right up until they cut the cord and then you turn your attention to electing judges who promote shortening the waiting time on death row.

And for Pete’s sake your party has an issue with gay people, but you gladly send your straight children to war while telling gays they cannot serve. This one, more than any other, has me scratching my head. Aren’ t you just delaying their eventual trip to Hell?

You actually have Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck as your spokesmen. Rush Limbaugh? Are you serious? Even the NFL didn’t want Limbaugh. And Beck… Glenn Beck? When people use the expression “nuttier than a fruitcake” Glenn Beck is the main ingredient.

The Republican Party of yesteryear was respectable. You were all about a small government that carried a big stick. Now you are just despicable. You used to be the Party of Lincoln and now – honest to God – you make Archie Bunker look progressive.

If it wasn’t for Fox News you would be irrelevent. That’s right. You have become a party that owes its entire existence to a cable news channel owned by an Aussie. Your mascot should be a kangaroo instead of an elephant. After all, the last guy you sent to the White House arrived there thanks to a kangaroo court ruling rather than an election. He then spent the next 8 years bringing our nation to its knees. How about sitting down and shutting your damn pie holes long enough to see if the guy in office now can actually clean up your mess. Honestly, you are embarrassing yourself.

Look. My party has problems too. It’s biggest problem might be in attempting to please everyone, the Democratic Party seems to please no one. But diversity of opinions is something I am willing to work through. Bigotry and ignorance is not. I mean it. Really.

Helen, dear, one of the many things I love about you is your ability to see the positive in just about every situation. Now it might take you a while to get there and it might involve scalping a Republican or two along the way, but eventually you do and life is a much better place for it. Now, could you please just explain to me why my Howard thinks now is the perfect time to get a good deal on a new Toyota? Honestly, Helen, that man will be the death of me yet.

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  8. I am loving your blog! I am a Republican, and I am sick of them too!

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  9. Hi Congenial Gang and Greytdog,

    Have a wonderful, wonderful time in Germany! I envy you. So many great places to go and so many things to do there. Be sure and tell us all about it when you get back.

    BTW, where is Captiva, BFD?

    Aloha! :-) Namaste

    Auntie Jean

  10. auntie jean…
    looks like i might be a casuist too…
    (interesting but i think accurate for me.)
    thank you!

    peace to you sister!
    hemnebob.

  11. Hi Congenial Gang,

    I am fascinated by the history of Crete (Kriti), especially since our visit there in the fall of 2206. The island is in the Southern Mediterranean. The renowned artist ‘El Greco’ was born on Crete.

    The Mediterranean has been rife with earthquakes and volcanic eruptions since time immemorial. (Etna, et al.) On the tiny island of Thera, about ninety miles north of Crete, there was one of the most horrendous eruptions of any recorded volcano, the Santorini Volcano in approximately 1459 BC. There is a fascinating scientific THEORY floating around regarding this natural phenomenon. The effects of the eruption of such gargantuan proportions would have been widespread throughout the Mediterranean and beyond. Also, earthquakes often accompany volcanic activity, causing gigantic tsunamis.

    There was a more recent eruption of a volcano in Africa. It caused a large distant lake to turn red because of underground activity prior to the eruption that released vast amounts of iron into the water. The iron oxidized, making the lake appear blood red. Of course, deprived of oxygen, the marine life died, polluting the lake with bacteria. But the frogs, being amphibians, jumped out. Naturally, the cattle drank the contaminated lake water, sickened from various diseases and many died. Lots of dead marine life washed ashore and bovine life lying around attracted scavengers, flies and “siniphs”, small biting insects similar to gnats. These insects attacked the remaining cattle and infected them first with the diseases. Next they began to attack humans, causing boils and “blains”, (large inflammatory swelling and sore blisters.) Many of the sickened animals were unwittingly eaten by humans. You guessed it. The humans sickened and some, but not all died.

    A spectacular eruption of the size of Santorini would certainly have disrupted prevailing weather patterns, probably causing storms of thunder and lightning and possibly hail. Also concurrent could have been the fall out from the eruption of fire and ash from the volcano to darken the skies for extended periods of time. (Similar to descriptions of the well-known ‘Nuclear Winter’.)

    The Santorini Eruption wreaked havoc with the Minoan Civilization, which, on Crete, was geographically not too far from Egypt. The Minoan and Egyptian Civilizations were contemporaries.

    See where I am going with this? The sequence of events coincides with the Plagues visited on the Egyptians at the time Moses was trying to get the Pharaoh to free the Jewish people from slavery. The Bible, (The Book of Exodus) is singularly lacking in dates and details!!! You can find the biblical accounts of these events in the Book of Exodus, Chapters 7-14 in both the Douay and the St. James Versions. Nevertheless, there is a continuous record of the Jewish people in the Old Testament. The same cannot be said of untold other peoples who were either assimilated into other cultures, became extinct through natural disasters of one kind or another, or simply became extinct through unknown reasons or were exterminated by man. Examples you can Google are: the Hepthalites of Central Asia into Southeastern Europe as well as any number of North and South American Native American tribes. Nothing was ever heard of them again.

    The sequence of Biblical Plagues are as follows:

    1. Moses asked God to turn the Nile River to Blood. (Iron oxidation?)
    2. Second Plague, frogs.
    3. Third Plague, ”Sciniphs”.
    4. Fourth Plague, Flies.
    5. Fifth Plague, ‘Murrien’ among the Cattle. (Murien Typhus?)
    6. Boils in Man and Beast.
    7. Lightening and Thunder. (Disruption in weather patterns from Santorini?)
    8. Locusts.
    9. Darkness, (Fallout from Santorini?)
    10. Threat and death of first-born children. (Infection from “Sciniphs”, flies, or eating diseased cattle?)

    That was the beginning of the Feast of the Passover followed by the departure of the Israelites from Egypt.

    Moses asked God to part the Red Sea so the Israelites could cross. (Typically, a tsunami draws the water OUT before it comes rushing back in. We get tsunamis from as far away as Japan and Southeast Asia, Alaska and South America.) A tsunami from tributaries of the Gulf of Suez into the Red Sea could have pulled the water out long enough for the Israelites to get across and then closed again, drowning the Egyptians.

    Of course, this is not to say that God did not cause the Santorini Volcano to erupt in the first place, causing a domino chain of events that certainly worked in Moses favor! Who knows? God does work in strange and mysterious ways. Which version do I personally believe? I am an affirmed Casuist. I simply do not know.

    Aloha! :-) Namaste.

    Auntie Jean

  12. oh you guys have to watch this ad. It’s priceless. Now let’s hope everyone who is running against a bagger does the same and calls the a holes out!

    All props to dailykos. (sorry but the computer I’m using has utube blocked.)

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/8/3/889962/-WA-02:-Rick-Larsen-takes-on-the-Tea-Party

    ty Auntie Jean for your kind words..

  13. Hi Congenial Gang, Sistah lori and Sistah HRH,

    ty lori, for answering my rhetorical question. I will probably be asking you a lot more because I like your political astuteness. It’s a daunting if not impossible task to keep up with what is happening in all 50 states as the political climate heats up. It’s nice to have a reliable source to turn to. You are one of the best! I don’t care much for the authenticity of “People Magazine” or other such sources.

    Great idea HRH to go to “The Elephant in the Room” to leave comments! Considering that there are hundreds and hundreds of people who come to “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” every day to read but not necessarily to leave comments, for a while until all these other people get the hang of the shift to “The Elephant” to cut down on downloading time, I think I will put up my comments on both of Helen’s posts. I would like to remind everyone that we are guests here at the pleasure of Margaret and Helen.

    This morning on CNN there was a crawl about an earthquake on Crete in the Mediterranean. That was of special interest to me since we have been there and learned quite a bit about its history. I have an intriguing story to tell about it, but it will have to wait till later. Gotta go have lunch with our CA family.

    Aloha! :-) Namaste.

    Auntie Jean

  14. good idea HRH!

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  16. me thinks alot of these conservative posters are men, middle aged, probably not veterans and believes that nobody should question authority especially when their party is in the whitehouse. all other times? they accuse them of socialism and other ridiculous names…all the while their party participants are dealing with the PAC and anything that is for the NRA. they are the exclusive party not the inclusive party which is what this country is made of…they want to win no matter what the cost is towards the parties they oppose and will tell you that you are unAmerican if you disagree with them…

    how sad for them on all counts.

  17. this is dated 2004 but nothing tells me that it isn’t relevant today:

    We’re Not in Lake Wobegon Anymore

    By Garrison Keillor

    Something has gone seriously haywire with the Republican Party. Once, it
    was the party of pragmatic Main Street businessmen in steel-rimmed
    spectacles who decried profligacy and waste, were devoted to their
    communities and supported the sort of prosperity that raises all ships.
    They were good-hearted people who vanquished the gnarlier elements of
    their party, the paranoid Roosevelt-haters, the flat Earthers and
    Prohibitionists, the antipapist antiforeigner element. The genial
    Eisenhower was their man, a genuine American hero of D-Day, who made it
    OK for reasonable people to vote Republican. He brought the Korean War
    to a stalemate, produced the Interstate Highway System, declined to
    rescue the French colonial army in Vietnam, and gave us a period of
    peace and prosperity, in which (oddly) American arts and letters
    flourished and higher education burgeoned, and there was a degree of
    plain decency in the country. Fifties Republicans were giants compared
    to today’s. Richard Nixon was the last Republican leader to feel a
    Christian obligation toward the poor.

    In the years between Nixon and Newt Gingrich, the party migrated
    southward down the Twisting Trail of Rhetoric and sneered at the idea of
    public service and became the Scourge of Liberalism, the Great Crusade
    Against the Sixties, the Death Star of Government, a gang of pirates
    that diverted and fascinated the media by their sheer chutzpah, such as
    the misty-eyed flag-waving of Ronald Reagan who, while George McGovern
    flew bombers in World War II, took a pass and made training films in
    Long Beach. The Nixon moderate vanished like the passenger pigeon,
    purged by a legion of angry white men who rose to power on pure punk
    politics. “Bipartisanship is another term of date rape,” says Grover
    Norquist, the Sid Vicious of the GOP. “I don’t want to abolish
    government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it
    into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.” The boy has Oedipal
    problems and government is his daddy.

    The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of
    hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based
    economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of
    convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking
    midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts in
    pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks,
    Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong’s moonwalk
    was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the
    rest of us, Newt’s evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a dull
    and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of secular
    institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts
    trying to walk. Republicans: The No. 1 reason the rest of the world
    thinks we’re deaf, dumb and dangerous.

    Rich ironies abound! Lies pop up like toadstools in the forest! Wild
    swine crowd round the public trough! Outrageous gerrymandering! Pocket
    lining on a massive scale! Paid lobbyists sit in committee rooms and
    write legislation to alleviate the suffering of billionaires!
    Hypocrisies shine like cat turds in the moonlight! O Mark Twain, where
    art thou at this hour? Arise and behold the Gilded Age reincarnated
    gaudier than ever, upholding great wealth as the sure sign of Divine
    Grace.

    Here in 2004, George W. Bush is running for reelection on a platform of
    tragedy, the single greatest failure of national defense in our history,
    the attacks of 9/11 in which 19 men with box cutters put this nation
    into a tailspin, a failure the details of which the White House fought
    to keep secret even as it ran the country into hock up to the hubcaps,
    thanks to generous tax cuts for the well-fixed, hoping to lead us into a
    box canyon of debt that will render government impotent, even as we
    engage in a war against a small country that was undertaken for the
    president’s personal satisfaction but sold to the American public on the
    basis of brazen misinformation, a war whose purpose is to distract us
    from an enormous transfer of wealth taking place in this country,
    flowing upward, and the deception is working beautifully.

    The concentration of wealth and power in the hands of the few is the
    death knell of democracy. No republic in the history of humanity has
    survived this. The election of 2004 will say something about what
    happens to ours. The omens are not good.

    Our beloved land has been fogged with fear, fear, the greatest political
    strategy ever. An ominous silence, distant sirens, a drumbeat of
    whispered warnings and alarms to keep the public uneasy and silence the
    opposition. And in a time of vague fear, you can appoint bullet-brained
    judges, strip the bark off the Constitution, eviscerate federal
    regulatory agencies, bring public education to a standstill, stupefy the
    press, lavish gorgeous tax breaks on the rich.

    There is a stink drifting through this election year. It isn’t the
    Florida recount or the Supreme Court decision. No, it’s 9/11 that we
    keep coming back to. It wasn’t the ‘end of innocence,’ or a turning
    point in our history, or a cosmic occurrence, it was an event, a lapse
    of security. And patriotism shouldn’t prevent people from asking hard
    questions of the man who was purportedly in charge of national security
    at the time.

  18. Having read a few of your posts I must say that I’m hooked. Great job, hilarious and to the point.

  19. Wingnuts on parade:

    Exhibit A ~ Victoria Jackson

    707 ~ Δ

  20. Talk about delusional…

    Quinnipiac poll on Tea Parties confirms yet again that they are arch-conservatives.

    “…it really doesn’t take a poll to see that these tea partiers are ill-informed, Beck watching right wingers. All you have to do is read their signs and listen to what they say. They are the hardcore GOP base. And they are very, very sore losers. It’s one of their defining characteristics.”

    8) ~ <a href="http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-sarah-palin-politics.jpg&quot;Δ


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