Margaret, do me a favor and ask that Republican husband of yours a quick question: During this very difficult time for the country, who does he want in charge? A Harvard law graduate and former constitutional law professor, or a disc jockey with a drug addiction who flunked out of college, divorced three wives and publicly made fun of a disabled person? Because that is the choice we have between Barack Obama as leader of the free world and Rush Limbaugh as leader of the Republican party.
Sure, you can try to justify Rush Limbaugh by citing the number of people who tune in their radios to hear him vocally masturbate each day – roughly the same number of people who think Bush was a great President. But trust me, pandering to idiots isn’t anything to write home about. All it takes is a microphone and a failing public education system. If it wasn’t Rush, it would have been some other cynic who decided respect and honor is no substitution for fame and fortune.
In my opinion Rush Limbaugh is a piece of shit that really needs to be flushed. But the Republican party has let him get so big, it’s going to take more than one flush to get rid of him. Until then, the rest of us have to live with the smell.
Truly it must be embarrassing to admit to being a Republican these days. Just look at your current list of alternative leaders to Limbaugh:
The Governor of Louisiana could barely form a complete sentence much less a meaningful metaphor. The Governor of Alaska couldn’t handle an interview with Katie “What magazines do you read?” Couric. Ann Coulter opens her mouth and instantly inserts a size 17 foot. Karl Rove’s nickname in the Oval Office was Turd Blossom. And finally, Mitch McConnell and John Boehner are so corrupt that their votes can be purchased for less money than a whore with lockjaw.
It appears that without Bush starting a new war, the Republicans have nothing to offer the nation except Rush Limbaugh. Which means the King of the Republicans is an aging college drop out who would prefer the nation fail rather than see his ratings drop. So I ask the Republicans out there: Which is it going to be? Do you join us and try to salvage what is left of our great nation, or do you become just another inarticulate caller to the Rush Limbaugh show? Whatever your answer, at least remember to put the lid down before you leave.
That’s all I have folks. Sorry it took me so long to get this one to the table. It’s hard to laugh when so many are having such a hard time. But laughter is better than cynicism any day so come back soon. I mean it. Really.