Note From Helen: I wrote this before Ann Coulter appeared on Larry King Live with Joy Behar. I am leaving my entry unchanged because I think many of you come here for the humor. That said, I feel sorry for Ms. Coulter. She seems so uncomfortable in her own skin. She – like Rush Limbaugh - is fine when hiding behind a book cover or a radio microphone. But expose them to the light of day and they become defensive and nervous to the point of pathetic. It’s sad really. But they made their bed so I hope you enjoy this last installment of my Hell ‘N Notes on Ann Coulter’s book, Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault on America.
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Ann and George sitting in a tree…K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Somebody should warn Laura Bush that a certain blonde fiction writer named Ann is really, really, really in-like with her husband. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes Coulter pushing a – oh gosh I just can’t go there. I mean could you imagine the size of the feet on that child?
Margaret, I did it. I finished an Ann Coulter book… Now there are six words surely never spoken before. And having finished the book all I can say is, “What the hell was that?”
Is she kidding me? This is what gets her to #1 on the New York Times Best Seller List? What’s #2 – The Rush Limbaugh Diet?
The final chapter is some of the worst writing I have ever suffered through. Evidently Ann is upset that Michelle Obama is considered prettier than Laura Bush. What that has to do with anything is beyond me, but she then argues that Jackie Kennedy was only pretty because she looked like a Republican. Now I take offense to that. I remember Jackie Kennedy. Her feet were big but not nearly as big as Ann’s.
Most of the chapter is a long list of who Ann hates. She hates ugly women. She hates most men especially if she suspects they are gay. She hates anyone who doesn’t like Sarah Palin. She hates Tina Fey. She seems to hate everyone in Hollywood. She hates the Dixie Chicks. She hates Bill Clinton – a lot.
The final few pages are a laundry list of political assassinations throughout the nation’s history – Lincoln, Kennedy, Martin Luther King – with Ann making the argument that only liberals are capable of assassination. And in one of the most bizarre conclusions I have ever heard, Ann states, “Based on history, Sean Hannity is at greater risk of being shot than Obama is.” Oh Ann. From your lips to God’s ears.
But seriously, I really did finish it. The very last line is, “They’re not victims – they are guilty.” The whole book reads about as eloquently and intelligently as that line. Which is to say that the whole book reads like graffiti on a bathroom stall.
It occurs to me that Ann Coulter – like Rush Limbaugh – is quick to tell you what she hates and who she blames for what she hates. She never seems to have any reasonable solutions nor can she point to anything she has done to make the situation better. Ann, of course, has never done anything wrong. Sadly as long as the world isn’t perfect we will have bottom feeders like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh.
Whenever there is hatred in the world look for Ann in the background saying “I hate you more.” Whenever there is injustice in the world know that Ann will be there not to lend a helping hand but rather to make sure she can profit from it. And whenever you hear about two monkeys and a sloth getting together with a typewriter know that either another Coulter book is about to hit the bookstores or Rush Limbaugh is having an OxyContin hallucination.
I love you Margaret, but I will never read another Coulter book for you. Need a kidney? I’m your gal. But when it comes to Ann Coulter all I can say is: Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almighty I’m free at last. I mean it. Really.
Note from Margret:
Helen, dear, you are peach. I can’t believe you were able to read that mess of a book. If I remember correctly, all I said to you was “Who is Ann Coulter and why is she a New York Times Best Seller?” I should have known this would be interpreted by you as a challenge. I thank you for suiting up and going in there with both barrels loaded for bear…or should I say, Emu? You have not only done me a service but have done the country a service. You most certainly deserve a medal as many of the comments here have suggested.
So, while you were subjecting yourself to that crazy Ass Hat’s book, I too read a book. Merv Griffin’s Book of People “From Where I Sit”. What a charming man and such delightful stories. Shall I send it to you, dear?
Attractive? Fine? What’s anonymous been smkinog? Ann Coulter looks like Olive Oyl after she discovered the wonders of peroxide. But to call her horse-faced is a slam on horses.And thanks to Bush and his phony war in Iraq, I can no longer afford cable. Shoot, it’s all I can do to gas up my pickup. Thanks a lot!
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By: aaronnrj on July 1, 2010
at 7:43 AM
Ann Coulter stated publicly that she would campaign for Hillary Clinton if McCain was the Rebublican nominee. I don’t think much of Ms Coulter, but Meghan McCain is trying to be popular.
Wait until she takes a conservative stance on a provocative issue and let’s see how reasonable you think she is. You’ll wonder happened to Meghan McCain that she suddenly turned stupid and evil.
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at 3:55 PM
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By: Martha on April 23, 2009
at 3:18 PM
wow, Hobo–what an original thought. How unique in your manner of expression. You are remarkably dull, which makes the contrast between you and the hosts of this blos (and virtually all of the posters) all the more vivid. BIG YAWN.
By: Donna on March 23, 2009
at 7:44 PM
ATTN: Hobo,
Maybe someday you will live to be an old something. I’d hesitate to venture a guess as to what kind of an old something you might be but the letters S O B come to mind!
By: Magginkat on March 23, 2009
at 7:39 PM
ATTN: Hobo,
Maybe someday you will live to be an old something. I’d hesitate to venture a guess as to what kind of an old something you might be but the lettes S & O & B come to mind!
By: Magginkat on March 23, 2009
at 7:39 PM
hobo-
Whether you are a kid stuck in the burp and fart age or a grown-up with seriously bad social skills, you are a twit.
Insulting your hostesses is about as dumb as sticking a fork in an outlet…
Put your pie down and go away…
Jeez, twit, twit,twit…
By: Alaska Pi ∆ on March 18, 2009
at 9:35 PM
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By: hobo on March 18, 2009
at 9:24 PM
Meghan McCain, who asserts she is a Republican, but not a wingnut, has taken on Ann Coulter. She slammed Coulter in her column on the Daily Beast and repeated her comments on Rachel Maddow’s show. If all Republicans were as reasonable as Meghan McCain, maybe the GOP wouldn’t be heading the way of the dodo. I’m not a Republican, but three snaps to Meghan!
Now if some Republican could actually take on Rush Limbaugh without backing down ….
By: K2inSR on March 13, 2009
at 1:46 PM
Here’s a new AC tidbit…
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McCain: Ann Coulter is
‘offensive, radical, insulting, and confusing.’
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No…not that McCain. Meghan…gramps daughter.
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By: Whirled Peas Δ on March 9, 2009
at 11:39 AM
Big Nagative MirrorMan–What do hits get me?
By: magus71 on March 4, 2009
at 10:44 AM
Sorry, Magus, but I think the other people are right, your only reason to be here is to troll for hits. Not today, not in the market for it.
By: MirrorMan ∆ on March 3, 2009
at 10:00 AM
UAW – don’t even get me started on PETA – oy! Those people have made my life hell on wheels as I’ve gone about doing my job – ALF and ELF are similar in my opinion. But as we all know there is nothing more dangerous than those blindly committed to any doctrine or group-thought.
on Abortion: it’s legal through the first trimester, legal through the 2nd under strict mitigating circumstances. but for the third trimester only if extremely strict medical criteria are met – i.e. life of mother vs life of unborn child – and rarely if ever done. The typical route would be premature birth through C-Section.
Finally managed to set aside some time each evening to hunker down with the stim bill as well as the budget proposal specs. . . right now trying to simply tabulate and compare figures and such.
Magus you can share the beer (but don’t touch the Guinness!) but you have to provide something more than piss water in exchange.
By: Greytdog Δ on March 3, 2009
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