The election is over. Barack Obama is now President Obama and Bush has slithered back to Texas where I am sure he will drink himself into obscurity. Palin seems to have been successfully de-clawed for now. I have sworn off Rush Limbaugh and The View, and Fox News was never really an option for me. So… now what do I do? I think I might read a few of that big-footed Ann Coulter’s books and then point my “guns” at her scrawny ass. She bugs me almost as much as Palin so this could be fun.
But until then, I would like to comment on that Ass Hat who has been posting as Anonymous:
“And where were YOU the past 8 years? Only ready to go because a Democrat is POTUS? Reading through this blog, the “verbal vomiting” that is used towards anyone that has dared to disagree is astonishing. The attacks on Republican politicians, pundits, or anyone that dares think differently are shameful. How hypocritical.”
The better question is where were you? Let me tell you where I was. I was in shock that we had a President saying “I am the decider” like some toddler upset that his parents told him no more candy. We were turning a blind eye to torture. The President’s answer to everything was war. We celebrated lower taxes while ignoring the massive debt that was building. It was as if common sense had disappeared entirely from the White House. For God’s sakes at one point Cheney claimed the Vice President wasn’t a part of the executive branch nor was it part of the legislative or judicial branches. Bush’s entire Presidency was an utter failure and at times the nation held him in lower esteem than it did Nixon during his resignation.
So Anonymous, if we didn’t have anything good to say these last eight years it is because there was nothing good to say during these last 8 years. Nothing.
And if you don’t like what I have to say then you can kiss my 83 year old ass because on this blog I am the decider. I mean it. Really.
And while I am on a roll… the same thing goes for all these Republican jack asses in the Senate and House who suddenly have an opinion about everything. Shut your pie holes. You had your chance and you blew it.
It’s nice to have an intelligent person in the Oval Office again. I mean it. I really, really mean it.
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Good luck for the next!
By: http://sweet-book.x-arena.eu/index.php?do=/blog/74517/senior-dating-valentine-cafe-copycat-recipes/ on December 19, 2012
at 10:01 AM
ooohhh…a big strong, brave guy who insults people from the anonymity of the internet. Must him feel important–for once.
By: Donna on April 22, 2010
at 8:08 PM
All you communist, liberal big mouths can kiss my ass. It won’t be long now, say goodbye to the communist take over , it was a good try until America woke up and your true spots.
It’s time for the truth to come out!!!
By: Mike Lopez on April 22, 2010
at 7:20 PM
I LOVE YOU! I just wanna go on record to say this minute note,(which you may like),THE GOVERNMENT CAN K.M.E.A.! Which means… KISS MY ENTIRE ASS !!!!
By: Kelly Watlington on January 7, 2010
at 3:33 PM
GOD KNOWS I LOVE YOU>>>!!!!!! Way to go woman! The so called government in my opinion can KMEA , Which stands for,Kiss My Entire Ass!
By: Kelly Watlington on January 7, 2010
at 3:29 PM
Hey thats the battle ship texas. I been ner that . .
By: spacedog13 on November 9, 2009
at 11:33 PM
Helen, marry me. You’re great!
By: Mike on March 11, 2009
at 6:12 AM
Right on.
By: Steve on March 5, 2009
at 7:18 AM
Proudly proferring a pair of 51 year-old ass cheeks. Pucker up, Republicans!
This IS fun, thanks!
By: scruffy on March 4, 2009
at 4:46 PM
Great Post!
I’ve got one 66 years old the repugs can have a smooch at.
By: John Gall on March 4, 2009
at 2:21 PM
Just love you Helen ! You go girl.
By: Jean on March 4, 2009
at 1:13 PM
i’ll put my 54 year old one on the line, too. and there’s plenty for a multitude of their ilk.
btw – if anyone doesn’t already catch rachel maddow in the evenings on msnbc (8 and 10 austin time) you will love her if you’re a helen & margaret fan. there’s also http://www.rachelmaddow.com or http://www.msnbc.rachelmaddow.com.
between helen’s blog and rachel and obama, this world might just get turned around yet!
By: howlgirl on March 4, 2009
at 12:14 PM
Sorry…I’m sleeping (not I’m am)
By: SL on March 4, 2009
at 9:07 AM
They can kiss my half Italian-Irish ass. I’m am sleeping through the night ever since November 4th. I feel safe for the first time in 8 years.
By: SL on March 4, 2009
at 9:06 AM
Yeehaw, Helen. Why don’t I live next to you? OK, I guess the internets is next best. You de bomb, m’am. The Resux are proof of their total lack of quasi-intelligent gene pool. They can kiss my 60 yr old ass, and I have colo-rectal cancer—-ooooh, go for it boys….
By: sally on March 4, 2009
at 7:50 AM
They can kiss my 58 yearold Mississippi blackass while they are at it. What a bunch of suckers. The red states rate the lowest in everything (40 though 50) On a consistant basis. And they have republican governors. Yet, they try telling President Obama how to run the country. They have been voting against their best interest for over 60 years. What morons.
By: lugnut on March 4, 2009
at 1:05 AM
as tempting as it is to feed the trolls, would anyone mind if we just ignore them? I’m finding the discussion so otherwise cool that I’d hate to even acknowledge the crapola.
By: Donna on March 3, 2009
at 6:11 PM
I have a 53 year old ass they can kiss as well!
You are what I aspire to, my friend.
By: Kimbies on March 3, 2009
at 6:06 PM
In some sick way, I think the stoopid Republican Dodo voters actually enjoy kissing ass.
How else can you explain their perpetual voting against their own best interests?
A note to Notalib:
Republican politicians controlled all three branches of our federal government between 2002-2006. Yet, they did not ban abortion.
Why? Because using abortion as a wedge issue to attract Conservative voters is more important to them than the wishes of their constituents. Never mind the fact this strategy has failed miserably because their constituents actually want to have a choice.
Thus the Republican politicians support abortion just as much as Democrats. So the next time you bring up “baby killers” think cynical, self serving Republican politicians.
By: Kevin Schmidt on March 3, 2009
at 6:02 PM
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By: Can’t wait until I’m 83…. « Poppy Talks on March 3, 2009
at 4:00 PM
Its amazing even in old age democrats are just as stupid hateful and ignorant as when they are of age to murder babies as the bed hop like the sluts they are.
By: Notalib on February 16, 2009
at 7:10 PM
When this country came together under a banner of anger and vengeance where were you?
Where were you, Bud? IIRC, after 911 this country came together under a banner of solidarity, care for fellow citizens and residents, admiration for First Responders, prayer and mourning, and the support and sympathy of other nations.
It was only the Bush adminsitration that turned it into “anger and vengeance.” Maybe you’re thinking about the minority of Americans who committed heinous crimes against innocent people like Sikh gas station owners – those fools are the ones who gathered beneath a banner of anger and vengeance – and ignorance. Perhaps you were one of them, which is why you remember it this way.
By: g on February 16, 2009
at 4:35 PM
Bud, Bush definitely WAS the most incompetent idiot to ever occupy the White House, hands down, and the most sociopathic and evil to boot.
I’ll tell you where this old woman was when 911 was going down. I was watching it and saying to my husband, “whoever did this couldn’t have done Bush a bigger favor if Bush had written a check for it”. I thought it was an inside job when it was happening and I’ve never stopped thinking that. “911″ was just too cute, just too indicative of marketing type of thinking, to use that date and emergency phone number for the attack. Pure marketing, USA style. It was the right-wingers’ and PNACers’ wet dream, it enabled all of the crimes of the Bush Crime Family that followed.
I’m only a month away from turning 70 and, like one of the other posters, I have never known any good to come from Republicans my entire life. They are the modern day decendents of the Tories. If they’d had their way we’d all still be under English control. Let’s hear it for fighting liberals!
By: Litebug on February 15, 2009
at 4:04 AM
Helen, you are my hero.
And Matthew, kudos to you for helping your grandma share her razor sharp wit with the rest of the world. Her writing makes me guffaw out loud and has killed my fear of getting old. I really hope you guys can keep this up for a very long time.
By: Helen on February 8, 2009
at 10:30 PM
Hey, Bud: “But he was not the most incompetent idiot to ever occupy that office.”
Oh yes he was, and if you don’t think so, then you should, as Helen says, shut your pie hole.
I call you one September 11th and raise you a Katrina.
By: Margie on February 4, 2009
at 3:24 PM
Get a grip you old dysfunctional geriatric hag. Did you forget Sept 11th. When this country came together under a banner of anger and vengeance where were you, kicking back soaking your depends and sipping on some vanilla pudding? Bush was not the greatest president eve, no he was not. But he was not the most incompetent idiot to ever occupy that office. Obama just started for cripes sake. you have not even given him time to fail. So wheel you ass back into your room and hope you get to see the first four years of obama’s presidency.
By: Bud on February 2, 2009
at 2:24 PM
Happy Chinese New Year to all and “Yes we can”.
By: cellutone on January 31, 2009
at 2:42 AM