(Seven Posts in Seven Days – Day 1)
I am surprised that some of you are up in arms about my calling Sarah Palin a bitch, or John McCain an ass or even George Bush a jackass. I read your comments about how I should be more respectable and not call Sarah Palin a bitch. Some of you are actually praying for me because I called John McCain an ass. In particular I am struck by the comments that suggest the problem with our country is that we can’t have an intelligent conversation to solve our problems without resorting to name calling like when I called George Bush a jackass.
Well this old broad is hurt. Clearly I didn’t start this blog to call Sarah Palin a bitch…or John McCain an ass… or even George Bush a jackass. I am so sorry if I have offended any of you. What was I thinking when I called Sarah Palin a bitch?
New rules:
I will stop calling George Bush a jackass when he stops calling me a terrorist: Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.
I will stop calling John McCain an ass when he stops calling Barack Obama a socialist at every dog and pony show on the Straight Talk Express tour.
I will stop calling Sarah Palin a bitch when she stops calling Obama a terrorist sympathizer. And I will stop calling Sarah Palin a bitch when she stops calling the parts of the country where I don’t live more Pro-American than the part of the country where I do live. And I will definitely stop calling Sarah Palin a bitch when she stops acting like a bitch.
I’m old enough to remember the Republican party of Barry Goldwater – when the party stood for fiscal responsibility, small government and personal freedoms. I remember when I could talk with friends about politics and just agree to disagree. And then religious nut cases decided that if you didn’t agree with them you were immoral. So they went and elected George Bush President so he could take the Republican Party from being a party full of respectable people to a party filled with asses, jackasses and yes – bitches like Sarah Palin.
I am tired of Rush Limbaugh suggesting that feminism is a dirty word. How hard did he fight to gain the right to vote? Or own property in his own name? Or get equal pay for equal work?
And I am tired of Sean Hannity suggesting I am un-American because I don’t think that war is the answer to everything. How many bullets has he taken defending his country in battle?
And I am tired that Sarah Palin can decide what she wants to do with her body but other women can’t make that decision for themselves.
NEW, New Rules:
If you are not for me, you are against me. I’ll get over it. Now kindly return the favor.
Oh…and one last thing. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still a moron. There is just no way around that, Folks.
Thanks for stopping by everyone. I am doing fine. Thanks for asking. I mean it
I just heard about your blog and only have one thing to say. I freakin love you!!!!
By: Jessica on February 9, 2012
at 3:22 PM
I think I love you.
By: Amber on February 9, 2012
at 11:56 AM
Sarah Palin is evil and wicked. She has no compassion.
By: wanjica_the_one on January 15, 2011
at 9:56 AM
Dear Helen: I have been so upset the past few days and was looking for someone who felt the same way I do about the people you talk about especially Sarah. I don’t think after the last few days that I can call her everything I want to, because I don’t think everyone would understand the words. All I can say is this woman is evil. And I hope Fox New burns in hell with her. thank
By: Robert on January 9, 2011
at 5:01 PM
Looks like the Obama socialist thing is coming true.
By: Doug on May 27, 2010
at 9:06 PM
Awesome:::Thanks for the laughs and the wisdom!
By: vesti srbija on March 30, 2010
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By: tariely on March 15, 2010
at 7:21 AM
Sarah Palin needs to accept defeat for the 21098423 time in her ridiculous life, and go crawling back to the remnents of the existance as Governor in Alaska. American hates her and she just needs to accept it. She tries to pretend like she is some Margaret Thatcher or something and did some wonderfully , historical and daring thing for women and this nation. The people who likes Palin, like the jagoffs I saw in line all over GA waiting to see her, are nothing even real Republicans. Real Republicans can’t stand her anymore than Democrats, independants , third party voters and the rest of the ill-feeling nation. These people are total extremist, militant malitia like, and I know are all going to break off into some secular, subculture, pro-Palin, close to white seperatist party , gun-toting freaks that elect Palin to wave and carry their banner to their deluded ideas of “glory.” They will be like what the SSPX is to the real Roman Catholic Church is. Just how the SSPX claim to be the only REAL Catholics and that ALL OVER Caths have it wrong, this new breed of Palinties …or Palintologists (that is what they are really calling themselves people!) Will claim this also. ONLY THEY are the REAL Republicans, only THEY stand for what the Repub party is SUPPOSE to be about, only THEY have gone back to the core values of the REAL Republicans! I PROMISE YOU this will happen. Palin most likely ruined what was left of any hope for Chambliss just like she did for McCain, who probably had a much better chance and would have had gotten much better poll results (but still would have lost anyway) before that shrilling harpie came along! At least poor McCain still could have held his head high and been proud that he did a great job representing the inklings that remain of the quickly crumbling GOP. Now however he has to forever pretend he doesn’t regret chosing Palin, pretend he still admirers her, pretend that she did wonders for him to get supporters and pretend she didn’t eat up his campaign! He is just being NICE and mannerly and cordial! That is all, you can see it on his face he is sick about choing that breed cow marm , shrew of a Governor for his VP! She is a disgrace and embarassment to ALL Republicans everywhere and along demolished any resoultion the GOP may have had to rebuild its tarnished, regressive image! I have MANY hardcore Republican friends…dedicated to their party….true conservatives and while we disgaree on most things, we ALL agree Palin is NOT any type of true conservative, DID NOT define the GOP and is NOT a shinning example of a genuine Republican. She is by far NOT the star of the Grand Old Party in the least! Like I said, true, devout Republicans LOATHE this woman and are humilated by her and ashamed that whenever one says Republican, GOP, conservative, right-wing now her chisled, big jawed, hugh teeth, four eyed, hawkish, bee hive face comes to mind! She was comical in GA today from what I was told, I couldn’t stomach going to see her rally live but my Republican friends went to supporr CHAMBLISS, and of course she took up more time and space than he did because she thinks she is the godamned queen of the world and wants to be, and thinks she is entitled to it! They said they got sick listening to her talk about how great she is and allll the wonderful things her and her corrupt family have done for Alaska and how she is such a true American and such a devoted mother and such a staunch Republican and such a hardend conservative and her faultless plans to get America back in line blah blah blah…
They said if they not have had waited in line for hours and the exit would have been feaseable they would have left. She is like watching some parody or animated political sattire. I don’t think it has sunk into that giant head layered, highlighted, over the top hair of hers that she DID NOT win, not even CLOSE. And besides that, SHE wasn’t running for president! What is with her dronish followers and theri “Palin for President!” crap? Was it Palin/McCain…did I miss something? I could have swore it was MCCAIN..then PALIN on the GOP ticket!!! And ummm, Mr. Obama hasn’t even been inagurated yet! Why are the Palintologist whack jobs already campaigning for her and decided she is going to be on the GOP ticket in four years from now? I promise you that first off…there is no need for another election..Obama will be re-elect if he runs, and he will…and if he does not Biden will run and be elected. I promise that. But of course the right will have to have their candidate but I promise as well it WILL NOT be Palin..not even for VP. She won’t be allowed within miles of any GOP candidacy EVER again for ANY elected office! Like I said, she needs to crawl back to Alaska, finish off her stint as Governor and just drift off in obscruity. Even Alaskans are ready to impeach her! She thinks she is going to run for Senator HAHAHAH! Give me a break, I think Sarah Palin was doing well as Governor because that is where her mind is…at that level of politics. If she was truly interested in SOMEDAY running for higher office she should have stuck to being Governor, ran for another term as that, THEN ran for senator after that while honing in on and brushing up her high level political skills, learning about the world, connection with people and cleaning up her past…then in about ten to fifteen years, when she is older, wiser, more expereinced etc..ran for VP or president. Now she is tarnished forever, and after she is done being Gov or Alaska, she is through forever! Her political career is washed down the proverbial drain! No one EVER will take her seriously again. She is just a comical figure in the face of the political world now. She will lucky if she gets to host a conservative talk show in a few years alongside Rush! Anyway Sarah , go back to Alaska, actually pretend to give a shit about being Governor, breed out a few more retarded kids, and fine something else to make into your career…politics are over for ya hun. Oh and lay off the fake folksy dialect…ya know, also, ya betcha, darn right..
TOTALLY fake and the world knows it!
By: Shelly on December 1, 2008
at 9:44 PM
Back to a comment that Susan left…..obviously not well thought out. You think that if the current administration is willing to take or restrict your second amendment that they arnt willing to take and restrict your freedom of speech? First order of business is to make you defenseless, second order of business is to make you speechless. You become speechless sheeple that can be contained. Of course all just opinion like all else here.
By: smunkey on November 29, 2008
at 4:56 AM
Cant have a debate with only one side. What about when your taxes go up for a Green tax. What about when your rights in the second amendment are taken away. What about the conveniently taken down post about mandatory civil service for every American! That sounds pretty socialistic to me. So before you go bastardizing another party be sure you understand what the alternative is.
By: smunkey on November 29, 2008
at 4:47 AM
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By: Sara P Windows to win the dough or just a bridge to oh bear « Brooks Blog on November 29, 2008
at 3:07 AM
refreshing. love your perspective.
By: Lisa in Mesquite TX on November 28, 2008
at 5:33 PM